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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.57/5

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aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am, #135810
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #128337
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #128336
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am, #72010
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am, #72002
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.43/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm, #215865
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am, #215474
been done like 13 times.


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.14/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am, #105069
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102816
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am, #102804
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am, #102803
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am, #102802
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am, #102800
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am, #102796
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #98841
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am, #93767
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


PRESIDENT - We're screwed now anyway




PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.


TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am, #182392
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am, #182391
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm, #139424
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm, #139073
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am, #137748
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am, #133971
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that f***er up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm, #132471
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm, #132303
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm, #111085
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm, #110159

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm, #87861
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am, #87509
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am, #69210
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am, #69209
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am, #69208
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am, #69207
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am, #69206
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am, #69205
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm, #69175
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed me***hors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm, #69167
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm, #69165
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm, #68876
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am, #68729
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am, #68719
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm, #68682
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...


RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?"


TAGS: politics congress obama president hateful vicious liberals
Rating: 3.09/5

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WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:18 pm, #117351
to have socialist, marxist, sometimes communist aspects. I disagree with his pro-late term abortion stance and since his cabinet dropped charges against the New Black Panthers and he also attacked the police to defend his friend, racism is on the table.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm, #117349
Sean, are you excusing the White House's slander attacks against US citizens by pointing to others' bad behavior? As you know I don't question his faith or citizenship nor do I compare him to Hitler. I also go after his policies and cabinet which do look
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm, #116773
Re this poster: Oh no, someone might call me a bad name. Please protect me from the followers of this secret Muslim, non-American, socialist, communist, neo-Hitler, abortionist, white-hating, concentration camp warden. C'mon, my feelings might get hurt.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:23 am, #116524
(did you see his speech tonight? He stated he will call out those who oppose his health care. Granted that's a far cry from breaking knee caps or locking up opposition, but he and his supporters brutally slander and attack those they disagree with)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:21 am, #116523
Yep. A fascist is one who supports a political philosophy that exalts nation above the individual (spread wealth around) and that stands for centralized autocratic govt (govt intervention into civilian marketplace), and forcible suppression of opposition
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:34 am, #116164
Do you even know what the word fascist means? If you looked it up in the dictionary there would be a MOTIFAKE poster with your name on it next to it.
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:16 pm, #84830
Even though the Pres referred to himself as a mutt, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, he's another American President. A socialist, maybe a fascist, definitely one who hates the USA (otherwise why would he keep apologizing overseas?), but he's an American
Bleep - June 6, 2009, 5:54 pm, #84804
So I guess that makes him First Mutt. Seems appropriate.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:06 am, #77053
I'm with you, DB. I don't see him as African-American, black, white, biracial. I see the man as an American. However, he (in the campaign) and his defenders seem to throw that race card quite often.


OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change funny true
Rating: 3.15/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 2:45 pm, #104598
hey MR rodgers, what happend to the http://www.s*xy-... link you have posting under anonymous and thatonedood22? ya we can see all the aliases you used
MR rodgers - August 4, 2009, 2:18 pm, #104581
YESH THIS IS AWESOME
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:38 pm, #77183
I'm glad we think alike.


CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need


TAGS: politics congress obama president democrats funny true
Rating: 3.15/5

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nickreaper - November 8, 2010, 7:22 pm, #201916
And here I was thinking that war had gotten stale 9 years ago.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #90842
poke poke
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:57 am, #90837
Don't poke the bear. It's obviously quite constipated tonight. Too many lost hikers is my guess.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:52 am, #90834
"nobody makes a bigger hole" sound about right
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am, #90831
"usless" Air Force. I had an Army Col tell me once that "nobody makes a bigger hole where the enemy used to be than you Air Force guys. Thanks." His endorsement of my service is much more important to me than yours. So believe whatever. I know the truth.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90828
Fair enough, on the name calling. My apologies. Just a great quote from Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood. As far as NASA or any other civilians taking over space, it won't happen. There's not enough money in it. I still don't like your contention of a
Charlie - June 28, 2009, 12:45 am, #90784
So what your trying to say is that civilians could easily take over the air forces GPS systems makeing the air force even more useless. Seems like the government can hand over those sat's to NASA. and whats with the name calling i didnt call you anything?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 5:43 pm, #90610
pump systems all fail. So run along and hump somebody else's leg mutt-face.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 5:42 pm, #90609
charlie, just to provide one example of your complete ignorance and misunderstanding of the AF's mission areas. The AF flies the GPS satellites. Without them, percision munitions, aeronautical navigation, nautical navigation, Garmen, ATMs, and pay-at-the-
charlie - June 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #90330
Are you kidding me, the navy can do your job and they already do.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 11:45 pm, #90133
Warfighting is joint, charlie. No service can go alone anymore. Take away one aspect (especially the AF) and the war stops. So bite me.
charlie - June 25, 2009, 2:37 pm, #89947
No WTFO its the air force, so it doesnt count.
charlie - June 25, 2009, 2:37 pm, #89945
No WTFO its the air force, so it doesnt count.
charlie - June 25, 2009, 2:36 pm, #89943
No WTFO its the air force, so it doesnt count.
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:55 am, #81946
worth and I'm not done yet. Is that good enough by your standards?
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:55 am, #81945
their lives for the freedom of this nation as well as the freedom of people abroad. They deserve better than to have their mission lied about to the point that it destroys morale. As far as putting my "money where my mouth is", I serve, so far 16 years
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:52 am, #81943
blame for the terrorist attacks or all the evil in the world. It also goes towards those who lie about the cause of the war being unjust or for oil or revenge for the elder Bush or based on lies. These statements undermine the morale of those risking
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:50 am, #81942
BvT, I don't believe that you have to agree with the war in order to support the troops and that is not what this poster drives at. This is targeted to those in the media and Congress that have tried to tear down the military or tell us that the US is to
Baron von Tofurkey - May 24, 2009, 1:49 pm, #81860
While this will come as a surprise to the conservative M'fakers, it IS possible to pray for and support our servicemen and women whilst not agreeing with the reasons they got sent where they are. soldiersangels.com: put your money where your mouth is!


HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition.


TAGS: reid pelosi congress president obama
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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:16 am, #165567
The Obama Whitehouse has CHANGE'd the definition of ignorance, it was bliss, NOW it's policy.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:54 am, #123313
lmfao @ Reid, hahaha


THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years.


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:31 am, #126698
Great points, Bah. We need to get you an avatar, bud. Come in, join the fun. Membership has it's benefits, we'll give you all the women Ron can't eat (which doesn't leave you much, sorry).
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:11 am, #124471
The highest estimators include Katrina rescue and repair and other unrelated military actions. The low ones a**ume that recruiting would have been the same w/out the war. Both are wrong, so the reality is anyone's guess.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:03 am, #124470
So, in my informed but non-professional opinion, when the stimulus bill was passed, this moti was almost certainly true. Now, they nearly break even, with the war probably being slightly higher. I sourced NYT, WSJ, NBC, and others.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 12:58 am, #124469
Haar, as usual, cuts to the meat of the conversation. Unfortunately, which one is more depends on who you ask. Everyone uses different figures for estimating the cost; the low estimates are about 600 bil, high 1 tril, and most frequent about 800 bil.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:47 pm, #118490
Please, I point out exactly what Obama is involved in while you a**ign blame to Bush for everything. You don't even acknowledge facts that show the housing market failure was created in the 90s and that in 06 he told Congress to get it in check. Hypocrite
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:37 am, #118263
Oh and to counter your last post responding to me, WTFO, why do you tell me to stop blaming Bush for everything yet its ok for you to twist the facts and blame Obama for everything? Sounds like Hypocrisy at its finest to me.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:32 am, #118262
Well said Agdaniele, well said indeed. :)
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am, #118257
I'm done anyway aggy. Tired of trying to keep up with ILB's trolling of all my posters and attacking the truths he can't bare to face. Bring your case to the troll, now. Night all.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:08 am, #118255
But, it's not going anywhere... and I'm just voicing my disappointment with everyone who feels the need to turn this site into a soap box. Sorta like the one I'm standing on right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:06 am, #118252
No man, Aggys right. On nights like these when all the politifakers are on, It gets downright depressing having to skim all this blather. Mooooooooooo votes YEA!!!! on politifake.com.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:04 am, #118250
Respectfully, WTFO, it's getting manifesto-length again. Scrolling through two pages of almost all political banter is ridiculous. Then again, I clearly enjoy humor and non-argumentative and speculative rhetoric.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:57 am, #118243
Respectfully, aggy. You are not forced to read this. Besides, other sites don't have pictures and I like pictures. It helps me communicate to the haters because they normally can't read.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:56 am, #118241
This is ridiculous. Motifake, of all places... and political agenda has to be spewed here? Why here? Go somewhere else with this crap.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am, #118239
PLEASE
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:53 am, #118237
Blah blah blah agenda blah blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah blah messiah blah blah blah blah. PLEAS find somewhere else to do this.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:49 am, #118233
pork and paybacks to unions and special interests makes me worry for the country that my kids will inherit from me. Maybe others should check facts of the root causes of the problems of this country instead of blaming Bush for everything.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:48 am, #118232
"fundamentally change this country" (Obama). I don't support that nor do I support a society that creates mass entitlements by stealing from successful Americans. That is exactly what this White House and Congress are doing. That and the HUGE spending on
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:46 am, #118231
War spending was accounted for but you are right that most of it came from Continuing Resolutions. I stick to the truth and agree with whoever has the right position, regardless of position. However, the Dems have been captured by radicals looking to
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:37 am, #118227
actually work. It can be done, but only if BOTH sides stop all this name calling and non-sense and come together. I am willing,......are you?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:36 am, #118226
are part of what is wrong, instead of criticizing EVERYTHING because it doesnt come from YOUR party is not the way to fix things. I was actually very glad to hear of the 6 senators, 3 Dems and 3 Republicans that are presenting a health bill that may
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:35 am, #118225
Look it up, its commone knowledge. Bush left the costs of the war out of the budget. You, my friend, debate very well but you lack the wisdom to look honestly at reality. Yes there is a great deal wrong with the country, but name calling and vitriol
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:17 am, #116520
All govt spending is accounted for. You show your Ignorant Liberal Bull**** by ignoring the facts I posted last and instead trying to redirect attention towards a bogus claim that has no support. You my friend have guzzled the far-left Kool-aid. Wake up.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:29 am, #116163
Oh just like the fact that you (and Bush) left the true costs of the war out of the budgets and never accounted for them bringing their numbers down on paper but astronomical in reality? Typical, the only one lying or uninformed, is once again, you.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:00 am, #116137
ILB, you conveniently left out the other spending packages they spent during the same month. Mainly the Omnibus which added to the 'stimulus' is well over $1T. As usual...you are either uninformed or lying. I'm not sure which.
ILB - September 1, 2009, 1:36 am, #113745
As usual.....UNTRUE. Total of wars to date is $904 billion (most of which was spent during the last 7 years) vs. $787 billion spent on pulling this country out of the hole it was left in. (although Pelosi and Reed ARE complete morons)
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:37 am, #112669
WoS, while your input is interesting, it's completely ineffective in changing me. (Typed slowly for you) If..the..Admin..approves..it..the..poster..belongs..here. So, suck it up and move on.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 1:49 pm, #112579
Trolls!!! They are everywhere!!
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:25 pm, #112571
And for the record, everyone one knows it was trolls, sent by stock brokers, that stole all of our money.
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:20 pm, #112570
This pisses me off. I'm not angered by things like petty political insults. I'm angered by the fact that you (WTFO) are still unable to realize that this site is for, and I will say this slowley so you don't forget, H-U-M-O-R.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:11 pm, #111076
Well at least the intelligence level of the conversation will improve significantly without you in it. I'm glad to be done with you. Hopefully, you'll stop trolling my posters to start flame wars. Goodbye and good riddance.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:06 pm, #111072
You are obviously trying to continue a flame war that should have died yesterday. I will not stoop to your level. This is over and if you choose to continue you will only be talking to yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm, #111071
Again transferring your behavior onto others wtfo. You are now roaming around just like a stereotypical timmy. Almost all your posters are politifakes without even an attempt at funny. You fail once again.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm, #111070
BTW, below is one of your more mature engagements "Whines Too f***in Often". Nope, nothing childish about that, eh? I discuss adult topics, you whine about those adult topics. Man TTH, it must suck to be wrong all the time like you.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:00 pm, #111068
I've seen your posters TTH. There isn't much in the way of quality. A few tributes a few attacks on tunnelers and support for the pot that has rotted your brain. Not impressed. But, no matter. You have a right to be here that you fail to extend to others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 11:19 am, #110877
And early signs of syphilis....don't forget the syphilis.
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:02 am, #110375
Pirate get back to me when you learn you difference between quality and quantity. I pay more compliments than criticisms. I show and receive praise from the best contributors of this site, while you show nothing but contempt.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:26 pm, #110147
I really think you Amerikens would do better to bring back some of yout previous Presidents...What happened to that Nixon Guy? Or That young guy...Kennedy?...did he recover from that scratch on his head yet?
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 10:53 am, #110100
Just a side note: If we make the number of posters created a criterion for comments, where do we draw the line? Can you not comment until you've made, say, 100 posters? A thousand? Or is it a ratio? 5 comments for every poster made? Or 10?
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:56 am, #110071
you know, there was a night a little while back where you and others were commenting about a pit bull poster. the whole discussion was informative and I learned a lot. No one was called a Timmy or put down. That is what we need more of. Not attacks
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:50 am, #110069
my guess is that the site was invented so people could have fun making posters... and that is the allure. it wasn't created so you could be the leading commentator on other peoples work... no one really cares what you think anyway. or what I think.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:46 am, #110068
it was not racist, never meant to be. my issue is that you bounce around commenting annoyingly on everyone elses posters, yet contribute very little work yourself. You stir up fights all the time and drive people away. You act like you invented this site
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:36 am, #110067
Pirate you have an issue because of the comments I made regarding your Africa poster. Put more thought into your posters and you won't be criticized. Your poster was racist and you needed to be told.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:34 am, #110066
when timmies are allowed to vote lions mean nothing. You can whine about some imagined clique all you want Whines Too f***in Often, but the only conspiracy against you is one of common sense. You have been told to stop the diatribes, now grow up.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:16 am, #110032
understood EGD. never considered that
WTFO - August 20, 2009, 12:15 am, #110031
Well said Pirate. BTW, TTH I often get compliments on my posters from the peers and good lion ratings. In case you missed it, the lions are there to tell you exactly how people feel about your work. But I guess when the clique speaks, facts don't matter.
Elder God Douchebag - August 20, 2009, 12:12 am, #110030
Neither do you. Remember that.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:06 am, #110026
and when exactly TTH are you going to start entertaining US? 35 Motifakes, 10,000 comments on other peoples Motifakes.. don't be a poser.. start being one of the contributors who make us laugh or think or cry.. YOU do not dictate content here. U thinku do
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:49 pm, #110020
You obviously have missed the point once again. There is no attempt at entertainment or humor in this poster. That is why it should be removed. Your posters are just veiled complaints and detract from the entertainment value of this site.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:47 pm, #110019
Poster ratings mean nothing when judged here. When I receive a compliment from my peers (the contributors of this site)that is more than enough for me. Ratings are a poor judge of quality and a 2.9 is perfect. Nice try though.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:43 pm, #110017
TTH, one respectful question this time based on your last comment here. If this should be removed then why does it have a rating 3.38 and your best poster only rates 3.15 (lower than my average of 3.18)? Maybe you don't speak for as "many" as you claim.
Gort - August 19, 2009, 6:59 pm, #109918
It's amusing the amount of disbelief being posted here. It only emphisizes the way these f***tards in the picture can blow through money. The only reason this poster isn't funny is because it's so godd*** true. Change! Whoo Hoo!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 am, #109837
This poster is an ideal candidate for removal based on the "not funny" laws of 09.
Reality Lord - August 19, 2009, 11:20 am, #109834

the bill was approved by the bush administration and obama had the target put on him for it.....cool.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:14 am, #103477
plus incidentals like food at chow and MRE's and all the money we've sunk into construction at Baghdad and the other bases.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:12 am, #103476
Haarakkon may have a point you can't really place a value on any life. but as it is with all the bombs and other munitions we've used in both wars i find it hard to believe the "official costs" also things like JP8 and all the medical care for the wounded
WTFO - August 1, 2009, 3:02 am, #103472
The fact is that the omnibus bill plus the $787B "stimulus" did cost more dollars than both wars combined. However, that doesn't take into account the loss of life of servicemen/women which can't be measured with cash. That's not politics, that's stats.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 4:01 pm, #103108
Maybe we've developed really fuel efficient tanks. Or our soldiers volunteer now. Or there are miraculous free healing hospitals. Or the planes run on solar power now. Maybe the troops walked over there, too.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:57 pm, #103104
This poster is a wonderful case in point. Can anyone (without pointing to skewed "data" provided mostly by the politicos they follow, on both sides) honestly believe that more was spent in the stimulus bill than in an overseas conflict lasting 7 years?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:54 pm, #103102
It would seem to me that "liberals" bear the brunt of the blame game at the moment. Yet another convenient way of avoiding responsibility. Bottom line is that conservatives and liberals alike have been blinded by their own sides' propaganda.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:49 pm, #103091
The devil made me do it. DANG! I just did it again, didn't I?
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:17 pm, #103081
...become an excuse. Chris Rock said he didn't want advantage given based on his skin color: "If you get a higher score, then you win - but if there's a tie? f*** it! You had a 300 year head start!" ROFL!
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:14 pm, #103080
TTH, in the US - with the exception of the recent Supreme Court decision for the Conn. Firefighters - there is no such thing as "Reverse Discrimination"...from what I see, ONLY in America do you hear about race relations ALL THE TIME. It's...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:59 pm, #103072
If you always complain that other races use the race card (meaning you can't) then that is in effect your race card.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:57 pm, #103071
Yes but how is always blaming the race card not using the race card? Or for that matter how is it not passing the buck.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm, #103069
You can believe The U.S is better. But that "land of the free" motto should have been given a solemn funeral and never spoken of again.
Jmac0585 - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm, #103067
I have sent numerous emails to Barbara Boxer and her pal Frankenstein, and NEITHER has sent me anything but a form letter email back. chuckdevoredotcommerce
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:53 pm, #103066
TTH, as I've pointed out in other comments and posters; I don't give a d*** about anyone's race and don't complain that I can't use a race card. I was taught to take responsibility for my life instead of blaming others.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:52 pm, #103064
sending emails to their offices that they will be held accountable if they don't start representing us.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103063
Agent K, there is **** we can do. Just because they were voted into office doesn't mean we shut up and let them dismantle the greatest nation on Earth (no offense to my Canadian friends, I'm sure you feel the same aboot your country). I let them know by
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 8:53 am, #103001
Two comments: 1) only 1 person in this 'fake is black you idiot (whl) and 2) what kind of knife are you using to debone him P?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:44 am, #102830
lmao. no, no, no.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am, #102828
snicker
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am, #102827
That's just wrong. But hey "to each her own"
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am, #102826
ok people look we have a democratic president, and democrat controlled congress...there aint **** you can do so give it up!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am, #102823
I sho am. You don't need to know the details at this time. However, Bible Black will illustrate some might fine hints.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102820
And everyone has race so everyone qualify's! sounds like a fun game to me. In a way isn't always blaming the race card just another way of playing the race card? eg."I am an oppressed white male because everyone else get's to play the race card"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102819
Wait? You're "boning" him? WTF?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102815
I loathe the race card. I make racist comments all the time about Mexicans, and despite that I've been boning one for a year and a half, I'm still called a racist.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:38 am, #102810
No, TTH. The race card is more like the Reverse card in Uno. Somebody challenges you, you drop the race card (if you qualify) and turn the game back on the other person.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am, #102783
Is the race card the one where you have to pick up four? Oh wait thats uno.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:17 am, #102779
a pathetic loser for playing the race card. You must have learned from Obama himself. That seems to be his defense when people question him for destroying the Constitution.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:16 am, #102777
whl, I blame each President for the problems they create. No POTUS is perfect and all make mistakes. However, BHO is front-loading all his mistakes that my children will be paying for with taxes for as long as they and their children will live. You are
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:52 pm, #102678
please just shut the f*** up
wet homo liberal - July 30, 2009, 10:50 pm, #102675
right. take all the debts and problems bush/clinton created and blame it on the black man. i'm sure that always works in your fantasy world, con-con boy.
WTFO - June 1, 2009, 2:11 pm, #83577
Antimark, I a**ume you are calling Mark a racist. Do you have any proof, or are you just another ***k that thinks all conservatives have to be racist? FOMF ya little prick.
Antimark - June 1, 2009, 11:47 am, #83530
Mark calling someone racist is truly hilarious L...O...L
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #71932
Well said, Mark. Hey, barockeva all I can say to you is FOMF.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:29 pm, #71109
barockeva - I thought I smelled you come in. Why not just keep your racist opinions to yourself? BHO is over there right now kissing the a**es of those "sand rats." This will be the United States of Arabia before he's done.
barockeva - April 6, 2009, 4:13 pm, #71103
At least they were wasted here in America as opposed to wasted on those f***ing sand rats.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 4:32 pm, #68614
Again, I spelled out how my numbers and a***ysis are accurate and how your source twisted the numbers to get a result they wanted. You can try to distract from facts all you want, it doesn't change the truth this poster states.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 2:53 pm, #68606
Again, just saying something does NOT make it true. Where is the proof that the paper is biased? Furthermore where is the proof that the specific site is biased? Like I said, if it was so biased it wouldn't be knocking Obama would it?
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:31 am, #68571
weapon system did exactly as its name implies. It kept the peace. Thanks for the snappy observation, though. It definitely made me chuckle.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:29 am, #68570
Sean, you're a funny guy. My avatar pays tribute to the Peacekeeper ICBM (now decommissioned) launching from Vandenberg AFB, CA on a test launch. Missles are shaped that way for aerodynamic purposes not phallic ones. With up to 10 nuclear warheads this
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am, #68568
the USA.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am, #68567
Repeated for Anon, the article you cited was posted by St Petersburg Times (known biased paper). I made no errors regardless of your spin. Follow BHO blindly I'm sure socialism will do good for you. It fails for those of us who believe in the values of
Sean - March 28, 2009, 2:17 am, #68565
I am not going to mention any names, however, when your own avatar is obviously a phallic symbol which is in the process of blowing it's own load, I respectfully recommend that you refrain from commenting on the avatar of another. That is all. Resume.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:54 am, #68562
You can check the site for yourself on that one. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/personalities/barack-obama/ That sure sounds like a biased organization doesn't it?
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:51 am, #68561
While the "media bias" line may work at CPAC, it does not change the errors you made - which the article points out very well. If Politifact.com was as biased as you claim, it would not evaluate Obama's statements as anything but true.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 12:34 am, #68551
Sorry, EGD. Not much of a "love-in" kind of guy. I just have to chime in when people distort the facts and spin the conversation away from the truth. However, I'll take a whiskey sour and chill. I've said my piece and am done arguing. (for now)
BoneCd - March 27, 2009, 8:57 pm, #68517
It wouldn't be a Hippie Love-in then! But a beer sounds great. Speaking of beer...anyone try a Michelob Light since they've bought out. Excellent I must say & I'm a Heineken man


STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am, #219179
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm, #117368
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am, #114912
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am, #114910
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm, #113430
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the f*** up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm, #113342
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am, #99217
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am, #99214
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am, #99209
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm, #98962
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm, #98938
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm, #98912
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm, #98910
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm, #98909
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am, #98817
hey zed STFU! u p*** timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am, #98563
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm, #98402
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm, #98396
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm, #98392
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm, #98391
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday ***k Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm, #81219
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm, #76799
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm, #76424
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start b****ing & moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #76336
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm, #76285
Are you stalking me, cow****? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was g** I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am, #76085
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am, #76079
If commenting on your own bull****, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am, #76054
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am, #76053
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am, #76052
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am, #76049
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am, #76048
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am, #76047
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a d***. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two a**-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am, #76046
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am, #76045
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am, #76044
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the **** out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am, #76027
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am, #76026
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm, #76018
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #75807
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am, #75570
Sand in his v*****. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am, #75565
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am, #75564
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" f*** your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck f***?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am, #75563
You mean sand in his v***** his dirty, dirty v*****
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am, #75561
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am, #75560
who cares what you researched, And quit s****** up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am, #75559
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am, #75558
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am, #75556
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am, #75555
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am, #75554
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am, #75553
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am, #75552
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am, #75548
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am, #75545
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I f***ed your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am, #75543
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am, #75538
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am, #75519
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am, #75517
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am, #75505
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am, #75493
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am, #75489
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm, #72349
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (f*** Off, Mother f***er)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm, #72348
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so f*** off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am, #72230
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am, #72216
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am, #71919
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm, #71153
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm, #71133
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm, #56234
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm, #56233
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm, #56232
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm, #56229
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm, #56228
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm, #56203
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING **** ABOUT OBAMA FOR ONCE!? We gave Bush TWO chances. LET HIM f*** UP BEFORE YOU TALK ****.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm, #56191
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am, #56132
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am, #54091
While your working ph**oshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am, #53981
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am, #53976
WTFO - Absof***inlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am, #53975
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am, #53970
the people who voted for this a** have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm, #53886
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm, #53885
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake & it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm, #53795
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm, #53787
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm, #53780
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm, #53761
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm, #53760
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am, #53755
Are you sure it's not his a**?


HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU -


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Rating: 3.31/5

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926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm, #165479
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm, #138901
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm, #138832
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm, #122223
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm, #122222
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm, #122221
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am, #116525
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am, #116171
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm, #108888
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


TAGS: change transformers optimus prime president
Rating: 3.52/5

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btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm, #158268
that's some funny ****
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm, #138137
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim R@per - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am, #138047
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm, #137925
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm, #137923
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


2012 -




OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view.


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Rating: 3.19/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 7:59 pm, #164841
I understand, and i will play within the rules
rerun - March 14, 2010, 7:45 pm, #164839

WTFO is banned from this site if that tells you anything, just a head up. we don't want any crap here. you are new so we will give you the benefit
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:51 pm, #164814
Am I in trouble?? Besides he started it....lol
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:31 pm, #164803

SgtRock, we now post political posters and conversations on politifake.org. It helps keep the flame wars and hate down here.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #164800
The ring of truth...
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:39 am, #102811
Thank you PKP. Hey, a name, don't judge.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am, #92734
And Dockers.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am, #92733
Only if you're into a*** play.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:36 am, #92732
Classic.


$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??


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Rating: 3.07/5

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lunchmeat5000 - August 24, 2009, 1:35 am, #111226
I think so...or I was drunk and incapable of coherent thought.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 11:20 pm, #111168
I was shooting for perfection. Where did I lose that .1%? Maybe it was a typo, bud.
lunchmeat5000 - August 7, 2009, 12:07 am, #105462
Natchez is a ****hole anyway(like most of MS), they need all the help that can get...but the rest of the country shouldn't be paying for it. It's a state issue only. WTFO, 99.9% of the time, I'm in agreement with you anyways.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:25 pm, #105414
Hmm, fair enough. Sorry if I jumped the gun on you. lm5000, I'd say even $1M of federal tax dollars is a waste. If it has important historical value then the state should have funded it, not folks who live in the other 49 states.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:59 pm, #105381
But the Mayor is saying they only requested $1mil, where this $600mil comes from is not known. Stimuluswatch.org still Waste of has it at 600mil. Waste of d*** money if you ask me.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:56 pm, #105378
Forks of the Road Heritage Trail. This project would greatly enhance one of the primary gateways to our city by creating an African American/Ethnic Heritage Trail along a stretch of St. Catherine Street between the Forks of the Road Slave Market Site.
Hmm - August 6, 2009, 6:51 am, #105165
If you are addressing me, I never claimed that it would have an effect on the economy. (Hence my comment about the ridiculously high cost.) I was merely pointing out a logical flaw in the math used by the OP.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:36 am, #102808
POTUS, screamed we need this now, don't read, vote yes! Hurry! Hurry or a catastrophe will happen. We'll be at 8% unemployment by May without it. Well, they signed it and we're approaching 10% unemployment with the "rescue stimulus". We were lied to.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:35 am, #102806
Hmm, do you honestly believe that this particular effort in the "stimulus " bill actually constitutes stimulus that will have an affect on the US economy? I don't. This is one of many wasteful lines in that BS bill that NOBODY read before voting.
Ad Hominem much? - July 27, 2009, 1:52 am, #100710
InDDeed... Because a guy's love of c*****ge has *everything* to do with their arguments. BTW, only about half the aliases listed for me are mine. Such is the fate of those whose ISP uses DHCP...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:43 am, #100400
You'd almost make a good point if one of your aliases wasn't ***bLover.
Hmm - July 26, 2009, 10:40 am, #100398
That math a**umes a 1-time construction cost rather than including annual upkeep/salaries, materials (even trails use some), and land purchase. It *does* seem ridiculously high though. How many acres and miles of trails are we talking about here? O_o;
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 12:57 am, #58405
As a MS resident, I'm still wondering wtf is going on with that.


HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


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Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm, #115604
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am, #10034
And make me a sammich!


HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)


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Woodywood03a - March 6, 2010, 7:59 pm, #162520
get that out of here!!!
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:22 pm, #65761
I'm up for some Southern Comfort waterboarding.
HtD - March 14, 2009, 4:38 pm, #65740
Oh, Yeaaaah!
Mark - March 14, 2009, 3:21 pm, #65726
Mmmm...Southern Comfort. I might come over to the Dark side if you have SC Waterboarding. No we don't put fact and reason in the blue raspberry Kool-Aid. We save that for our Cool Conservative Coffee.
Marduke - March 14, 2009, 3:03 pm, #65723
You mean the impossibility of reason kool-aid. No thanks, I'll switch to cherry berry. I appreciate the offer though. Also jack daniels waterboarding won't work, you might want to try southern comfort.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 2:55 pm, #65720
Blue Raspberry Kool-Aid is reserved for Conservative Republicans Marduke. Are you ready to come over to the side of reason?
Marduke - March 14, 2009, 1:18 pm, #65716
I prefer Blue Rhasberry flavor.


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210239
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm, #112635
Muslim pirates eh?


ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions


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WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am, #137753
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm, #134257
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a f***ing big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm, #78375
No way dumb a**.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm, #78277
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm, #78233
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm, #78226
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm, #59484
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm, #53656
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm, #53341
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them


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Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:14 am, #119537
Unkown by whom?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:13 am, #119536
Maybe I don't know what the word "lies" means either, since I am more than prepared to concede that the Bush admin really believed what it heard or saw. More's the pity really.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am, #119535
BTW, I also agree that a CIA agent's identity should not be disclosed. But the reason it happened is still unknown.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am, #119534
A man needs an exit strategy...like pulling out. Waka! Waka! Waka! A good raq will snare a dude any day.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am, #119533
that no one can ever release that would have justified the war. Oh, and rather that use his WMD's to defend him country from attack, he shipped them all off to Syria.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:10 am, #119532
Whether there was other intel, the stuff that was advanced publically -- yellow cake, aluminium tubes, etc., we know where the WMD's are -- turned out to be pure bull*sh*it. So now we are being asked to believe that there's some super-secret stuff
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:06 am, #119531
there, whether you like it or not. It wasn't just the US intel, China, Israel, France, UK, and even Canadian intel agreed on Iraq. So enough with the slander about lies and spin. For those of us who understand it's a tired/false argument, you can't prove.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:04 am, #119529
Agree on the exit strategy to a degree, but you can't work on arbitrary timelines without meeting specific goals first or Iraq would fail. That classified "intel crap" protects lives and is endangered if the enemy learns sources and methods. The intel was
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #119527
Again you claim to know what is in the minds of those you accuse of lying and leaking a CIA agent. You a**ume intent vs having facts. Not trying to call you a liar, just that you are spreading the far-lefts lies they used to get power.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:00 am, #119525
any intel that would be to its advantage. Yet no such self serving leaks. So can the compelling yet can't be disclosed intel crap. They ran with the spin they could spin, and you got a war without an exit strategy.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:59 pm, #119523
Do you even know what the word lie means? I doubt it. And I can a**uure you that I am not the least bit offended at being called a liar by you. And the administration that leaks the identity of a CIA agent out of sheer malace is sure to leak ...
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:28 pm, #119492
Quite right, Bart. Sean, did you see the intel that both Congress and Pres Bush did when they agreed to kick Saddam's a**? No? I saw some, so your and the far-left's accusations of "lying" are the actual lies here.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:26 pm, #119488
Not so much the pants as the wabbit suit....that my dear doesn't do that bodonkadonk any justice at all.......
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:24 pm, #119484
A voter is but an middle aged lady who wants to know one thing: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm, #119481
Thanks B. Great timing. But back away from the intended hyperbole of your comment and I agree. Can you even get 1 vote by telling the voters the truth? "I ain't kissin' that thing, lady, your baby is hideous."
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm, #119480
Momma said politicians are so onry cause they gots all them toofs and no.....PUMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm, #119477
Again, you change the subject. Bush and his cronies played fast and loose with the "truth" so as to start an endless war. Obama is your president, not mine. Seems to be kind of a dud to me at this point.
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm, #119476
How do you tell when a politician is lying?...He wins the election. Waka! waka! waka! All politicians lie, because people will only vote for perfection; It's do or die, a leader can never say "try."
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:17 pm, #119470
DB, in some cases yes conservatives use this. Over the last 2 elections the Dems gained power by standing against anything Bush stood for. That's not a position but an opposition and it worked for them. Partly due to media claims of Reps as lying on Iraq.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:15 pm, #119467
Sean, why is it okay for you to call Bush a liar but when Obama is called out for lying to Congress and the public, there's huge outcry. You can't prove any of the left's claim for lies. Don't be such a hater, bud.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:11 pm, #119460
but his concerns were ignored. Then the Obama campaign simply pretended McCain never did this, blamed the recession on Bush, and then unfairly linked McCain to Bush. McCain was actually ahead in most polls before the economic collapse.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:10 pm, #119458
This poster gave the Obama campaign too much credit. They didn't use the Republican's values against them. They misinterpreted the Republican's values outright. McCain actually gave a speech warning of the real estate market's ways before it collapsed;
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:14 am, #119157
I shouldn't be salivating. Dammit, ese!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:07 am, #119156
Mexican Burger....place one tortilla between two tortillas.....done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am, #119155
Heat oven to 400, grease pie pan. Cook hamburger and onion and drain. Stir in seasoning mix, put mixture into pie pan. Sprinkle with chilies and cheese. Beat remaining ingredients until smooth. Pour in pie pan. Bake 30 minutes or until knife comes out cle
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am, #119154
That's a family secret!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:05 am, #119153
MEXICAN PIE 1 lb. hamburger 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 env. (1 1/4 oz.) taco seasoning mix 1 can (4 oz.) whole green chilies, chopped and drained 1 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz.) 1 1/4 c. milk 3/4 c. Bisquick mix 3 eggs 1/8 tsp. red pepper sauce
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:04 am, #119152
Bean pie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:56 am, #119151
How about blender cow pies?.....cuz that's what I think a politifake might taste like.....1 BTW.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:50 am, #119150
Melikes blender pies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am, #119149
We'll blend it up really good for you aggy....and you can drink it through a straw before nap time.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am, #119148
And bang on truth. Lots of that. And the exposure of countless Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld lies. So don't discount the huge hole the Fake Republican Administration dug for itself.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am, #119147
Like one of my posters states, my silver lining is that it takes a Carter to get a Reagan. I just hope someone is up to the task to correct the serious mistakes going on. (That includes the bailouts that Bush started).
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am, #119146
I'm too old for chery. Key lime, dammit!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:38 am, #119144
With a failing economy and 8 years of visceral personal attacks, hate and often lies. Add to that most TV media outlets completely in the tank for Dems. The Reps could have put anyone up and they would have lost to anyone the Dems put up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am, #119142
cherry......shame on you Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am, #119141
Blueberry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am, #119140
Apple
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am, #119139
I dealt with McCain for 3 days when I worked at Mandalay Bay. He is very scrambled in the head. You'd be amazed. I don't know what's giving him the clarity he shows on TV, but in person, it was rough.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am, #119138
She drove thinking Republicans away in droves ... or Ford Explorers as the case may be.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:33 am, #119137
AND had anyone but Palin. She didn't help reel in the middle-road republican vote, nor conservative dems.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am, #119135
Had McCain said "Fu*c*k the base. Those douchebags ain't voting for Obama anyway, and then stayed true to himself, by say, calling torture torture and just being McCain, he mighta won the d*** election. Would have done better anyway.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am, #119134
While I don't agree with shouting down people at the town halls, many are asking questions and being ignored or insulted by the elected officials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Cu1ClqteY --That didn't look like an angry mob. Just a ja****s politician.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:23 am, #119125
I guess yelling at a town hall meeting to break it up instead of debating is different. Or, like shouting at the POTUS during a speech. That's how you change things.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:22 am, #119123
Ah c'mon, have you seen his opponent's values? They are written out on posted notes that have been slapped to a revolving door.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am, #119117
Unfortunately, all elections have seem to degenerate to this level.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am, #119114
Sounds like a familiar tactic.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 1:11 am, #119111
i love this poster
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm, #111081
the terrorists wouldn't hide among women and children.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm, #111080
Pab, I'm not sure where the attack on Israel and WW2 vets came from. Are you saying that Israel doesn't have the right to defend themselves from Hamas suicide bombers, mortar fire and kidnappings? I think less civilians would be injured in Palastine if
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 11:50 pm, #110668
The Jews in Israel aren't the "Good guys" any more than the americans who firebombed Japanese residential districts and sh** surrendering enemies in WW2 were the "Good Guys," everyone in every war has done bad things, and the jews are 100% no exception.
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm, #73674
Great another black dude asking for my change
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm, #73673
Great another black dude asking for my change
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:25 pm, #72643
I disagree, you have to let one live so if we ever let him see the light of day again he can relay the story of what a 50 Cal bullet can do to a pirate's skull.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 9:36 pm, #72623
WTFO... wasn't it nice? Nicely "executed" as well. Although, I'm still not happy about allowing one pirate to live. It reduces the fear factor.
Porcelina - April 12, 2009, 7:57 pm, #72616
Please go see the thread ''Enough is Enough''
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:53 pm, #72615
Hey Prez O., WTFO sez "great job" and can you please help him with his "Ninja problem" (sic.).
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:45 pm, #72613
Uhm, WTFO. I have it on good authority that your President only reads MY comments when he's on Motifake ... so I'll tell him you said that. Bye.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 7:22 pm, #72612
Regarding the pirates, Pres Obama took the correct action today by letting the Navy SOF take care of those bastards. 3 head sh**s. Outstanding. Hopefully this action will prevent other Somali pirates from touching a US flagged ship. Good job Mr. President
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:50 pm, #72584
We have exhausted them, essentially, but not in full-view of the world community. It's just for appearance. Shuts up the domestic no-war at any cost liberal pussies, too. I don't want another 9/11 either, but this time, it'll be more universally justified
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:37 pm, #72576
I totally agree with exhausting all "nice-guy" efforts. Our disagreement is that I believe we have already exhausted those efforts and I'm not will to risk lives to revisit those mistakes with this enemy.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:14 pm, #72567
I'm simply saying that you can do a lot more, and a lot worse things if you've exhausted all nice-guy efforts.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:10 pm, #72566
I find no fault in that logic. Then again, I was pointing toward a Desert Storm-style coalition effort against the terrorists. I figure you'd have active support from otherwise "closet" supporters if you show them the impotence of diplomacy first.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:08 pm, #72564
supporting the US but they know steps are necessary to keep their countries safe from terrorism. We had our diplomacy pissed on we engaged the enemy and the media and dishonest liberals (across the world) turned several folks away from our side.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm, #72563
Too funny. "cooperative when you end up bombing them". I can tell you that we have a lot of support from a large number of countries, in Afghan and Iraq. Some open support others behind the scenes because their leaders are too afraid of public opinion of
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm, #72561
into oblivion. 1) Diplomacy will never work 2) They will hit us again either way. With our diplomacy rejected, and pissed on, the world will be on our side. That is important when it comes to a probable invasion by our forces.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:03 pm, #72559
I agree with you completely in regards to the UN. However, you have to look at it outside the box. If the world sees you trying to be diplomatic instead of just resorting to military solutions, they will be more cooperative when you end up bombing them
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:00 pm, #72557
justice, etc. Without the US, the U.N. will fold under the weight of its own problems. Also, without our military, there will be no teeth left at the U.N.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:59 pm, #72556
You give the U.N. much more credit than I do, my friend. That place is the most corrupt place on Earth in my mind. I'm in support of the US pulling completely out of there and restarting a new org with countries that truly care about peace, freedom,
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:58 pm, #72555
Thanks, WTFO... I like when my point of view is swayed on things I'd normally disagree with.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:57 pm, #72553
Our goals and hopes are the same. However, I see the practical approach. Like I said, it'll allow us to say "Hey, UN, we gave them every chance at the tables to make peace" -- and when we start going at the terrorists real hard, the world will be in sync.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:56 pm, #72552
it back here. Great discussion though, AD. It's a pleasure as always, bud. v/r.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:55 pm, #72551
NSA can't protect us if BHO takes away the wire ***s. Also, GWB's policies of engaging the enemy on their sand versus our land has been effective in protecting American soil for 7 yrs. We need to keep the battlespace in the Middle East or they will bring
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:54 pm, #72550
I only have a strong desire to exterminate these radical Islamic terrorists and their "holy" leaders who preach violence and death to the US and Israel.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:53 pm, #72549
terrorists have killed women and children in the village thrown their bodies into the raided bldg and put film on the internet claiming the US military did this. See all this, I have no room in my mind or heart to engage in discussions with these animals
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:51 pm, #72547
in centuries, Americans want success in months. Our enemies will sacrifice thousands of innocents to get a handfull of us and are willing to use women and children as human shields (yes, they've already done that). After a US raid on insurgents, remaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:50 pm, #72546
For now... or the next 5-10 years... when they want to hit us again, they will. There is no amount of military or diplomatic action that will prevent it. It's up to the NSA, among others, to protect us.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:49 pm, #72544
Your last to points are spot on, AD. That is exactly what we are doing right now, and it does take time. Unfortunately, Americans are so impatient that they get frustrated wait 2 mins for their h** Pocket to heat. Our enemy is patient and measure success
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm, #72541
history book and prove the point. 3000 more families (or maybe a higher number) should not be made to suffer the loss of a loved one so we can say to the world "told ya it don't work".
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm, #72540
when the destruction of their homes, schools and capitalist futures are repeatedly blown up. We need local cooperation for this to work. Takes time, but it'll work.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm, #72539
The issue I take with your diplomacy approach is that we have openly tried these avenues before and they failed. I am uncomfortable with risking more American civilian deaths proving that the diplomacy method is a failure when we can crack a recent
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm, #72537
The terrorists can and will kill the innocent citizens... we won't. The terrorists, therefore, have the advantage. As I said, keep giving them all 4-bedroom homes and university-quality schools for all ages. They will eventually get sick of terrorists
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm, #72535
terrorists from their countries.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm, #72534
some may not like us "invading" their country, they were already against us. The normal/average Iraqi/Afghani would have a higher opinion of US involvement if they could see how we are trying to help in these areas as well as how we are removing dangerous
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm, #72533
...but it must be done and "displayed" in order to have the world backing when we step up the war on terror... so we can say "we tried the nice way...." - diplomacy isn't the solution, but it's an important cobblestone in the path to their annihilation.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm, #72531
murdering every one we saw. The media helped turn public opinion towards their own ideals which greatly helped BHO take office when he is clearly unqualified for the position. As for the muslim perspective on media reporting our rebuilding efforts. While
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm, #72530
I respectfully agree and disagree. We need to lean on them, yes. But, let's show the world that we're trying to be diplomatic. I don't think it'd work in a million years....
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm, #72529
I've mentioned that I was in the Middle East last year, which is where a lot of my insight comes from. The media needed to show our good deeds here so the US public wouldn't get the perception that the military and GWB's admin weren't stomping around just
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:38 pm, #72528
strength if we keep the pressure on now.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm, #72527
my view so my son won't spend his life fighting this fight. I'd rather handle it now. BHO's appeasement dooms future Am. generations to fighting a reestablished and emboldened terrorist threat that we can keep on the ropes and keep them from gaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm, #72526
I agree with the downplayed magnitude of the atrocity, but it kick-started a war on terror that otherwise would still be in it's infancy in comparison.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm, #72525
in diplomacy where appropriate, but Islamic terrorists don't want peace with us, they want us and the Jewish wiped off the planet. Negotiations are meaningless in that environment. They have to be eliminated. It'll take a long time but it is necessary in
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm, #72524
3000 "eggs" dying on 9-11 is enough for me. The short-term memory loss of this country makes me sick. 3000 more families shouldn't have to die to prod us to destroy an enemy that has no intention of ever ceasing their war on us. I agree we should engage
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm, #72523
Agreed about media, but that's all a matter of perspective. To me, as long as it stays under the radar, it's not as much of an international trophy to terrorists who want to use it as an example of american invasion of their country. No?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:32 pm, #72522
WTFO, we could polarize a bar in a matter of 30 minutes with conversation like this. I love it!
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:31 pm, #72521
and minds in Afghan and Iraq. We're building schools, business districts, farms, homes, parks, soccer fields, etc. The main stream media ignores these good deeds because it doesn't further their agenda nor does it get ratings like deaths do.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm, #72520
Hey agdaniele, who was it that said that "Politics is just war carried on by other means." Or was it "Diplomacy"? Anywho, carry on. Way to ramp it up a notch, intellectually speaking ....
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm, #72519
food locations there. It's not nice, but it's a fact that nothing is resistant to capitalism... consumership, choices, greed and gluttony... once it takes hold, nothing can reverse it.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:29 pm, #72518
the Somali coast. If that happens we'll likely never see that man alive again. Your points on rebuilding are very valid and the fact that you mention them shows a serious problem with the media. We are currently engaging in that method of winning hearts
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:28 pm, #72517
This may sound wrong, but sometimes you have to break a few eggs. In order for the world to engage a decisive war on terrorism, we need to show that diplomatic venues have been exhausted and rejected. Moreso, we keep building malls, theaters and fast


PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!!


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AndyMadcap - December 27, 2010, 11:34 pm, #208454
As a native Delawarean, I approve this message.
gentleman89 - December 9, 2009, 3:00 pm, #144154
I am not apolitical, but my leanings aren't important. This is just f***ing funny. I can see a Bush/Cheney poster saying the same thing and being just as funny.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:15 am, #113506
Shut UP. You're saying too much...
Sean - August 31, 2009, 3:12 am, #113504
But he says he not a cow. That's pretty powerful evidence no? Given that cows can't type.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:05 am, #113503
No one's buying it Sean... We all know he's a cow.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:45 am, #113501
Yer a wh*** ... ssss, yer a horse. Yeah that's it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 2:41 am, #113499
I couldn't help going back for the pie once in a while....take that however you want.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 1:51 am, #113481
You ex used to make it for you all the time? Wow dude, you suck at breaking up.
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 1:48 am, #113480
I dunno. If I get the opportunity, I may try it and get back with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 1:37 am, #113476
It's made with instant pistachio pudding an ex of mine used to make it form me all the time....You don't know what you're missing.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:12 pm, #113441
Pistachio pie??? Dude, you need help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 12:59 am, #113174
Pistachio with whhhhhhip cream.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #113151
Whatever, EGD, whatever.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 11:32 pm, #113143
In all fairness, there was no funny in your political poster. And I'm far too busy with life things to pay attention to if a poster's new or old. Just take the kudos, jeez.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:28 pm, #113142
Old poster, EGD. You apparently never looked for the funny in my political stuff. Liam, I've got no interest in arguing with a brainwashed troll. It's a waste of my typing. MO is right. LM5, I'd say we normally agree. Press on, brother.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 10:49 pm, #113129
..Nah, still better. And it's nice to see WTFO supplying the funny instead of the usual political b.s. Kudos to you, sir.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:43 pm, #113128
"But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country." So having a self avowed ex-coke user and Jeff Dunham's puppet, Walter, run the country is better? About the same isn't it?
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:06 pm, #113067
There's nothing worse "than having a retard" tell people how retarded they are and yet be a complete and total retard himself. It's called being a trolling Timmy so quit f***ing trolling and lighten the f*** up. f***tard!
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:03 pm, #113066
Liam since you're going on and on about telling people how retarded they are, and how they shouldn't make complete a**es of themselves on the interweb, but still can't keep from making grammatical errors in your bashing of others? I'll help you out....
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:50 pm, #113063
Oh another spelling check on myself before the nazi's come crawling "than having a retard"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm, #113061
Most of you are so ignorant towards american politics you're too stupid and ill-informed to even realize how little power the president actually has. Read a f***ing U.S History and Government textbook or something ffs.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm, #113060
Anyone who supported Bush needs to just stfu about Obama. He isn't perfect. He won't save us all. It won't be easy. But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country.
lukey1000 - August 12, 2009, 5:26 pm, #107693
Don't talk about the King Barack like that. He is the greatest presid... oh dang, I'm all out of Kool-Aid! What you mean he won't save us all and make the world all warm and fuzzy. Oh well there is always Oprah.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:19 am, #70331
PSST! Hey Joe help me f*** this country. I got all these people too follow me by filling them with fluff and making them all warm and fuzzy. Now I am going too stick it too them and they wont even realize it. HAHAHAHA!!!!!


FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles


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Haarakkon - July 21, 2010, 11:01 am, #185719
Yeah, now. Not when this poster was created, though.
Woodywood03a - July 20, 2010, 9:54 pm, #185667
Do we have a website for this????
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:10 am, #126691
Always give credit where due. Never plagarize others' words.
Rain Bojangles - September 4, 2009, 3:05 pm, #115036
Thanks for the cred!


PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers


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TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 8:13 am, #87180
Think his portrait will be modeled after this pic?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:09 am, #76083
why is "white" one of your tags?


FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!


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Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:50 am, #130609
Communists and fascists have different philosophies about the relationship between people and government, but they came to the same conclusion: an elected dictator who manages the economy. Go far enough to any extreme and you'll come full circle.
Sean-sequitur - September 3, 2009, 11:33 pm, #114817
MEET THE NEW BOSS ... Probably also scared of horses.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:54 pm, #79128
mmmm. cake. You a funny guy, mooo.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #79125
Cake!! . chill out man you're gonna have a stroke. Ignore those who disagree with you. I haven't spoken to my wife in days, I didn't want to interrupt her.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:47 pm, #79118
New World Order was in wrestling, not the Republican party. Obama and the Congress are giving us Fascism with a happy face on it. The govt own a majority share of AIG, Citi, BoA, GM, on and on and they want more. The definition above fits his policies.
Marduke - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am, #78760
Aren't you confusing that with the Republican Party and their so called "New World Order".
Getoffit - May 8, 2009, 2:24 am, #78744
Jeez... Obama's either Communist or Fascist. They're opposites so he can't be both.... which is it?? Your man lost the election, get over it already...


RICHARD NIXON -


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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:34 pm, #116974
My favorite President TRICKY ***k
Sean - September 11, 2009, 2:23 pm, #116948
I did? How bad?
MrRandom - September 11, 2009, 1:18 am, #116806
See what I mean? Even Sean made a bad pun tonight.
Arrogant Knight - September 11, 2009, 1:16 am, #116805
Yeah, don't do that anymore. :)
darkangel98s - September 11, 2009, 1:11 am, #116804
He wasn't so much a ***k, as a RICHARD, but yea, I meant it as kind of a little bit of a pun/political joke.
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:59 pm, #116758
Nixon hasn't been president for 35 years. So wow! a 35 year-old politifake! 35 years of not-funny sheer boredom. Get over it!


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WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter.


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mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:44 am, #105133
holy **** I need to check my recent comments more often.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:49 am, #95663
If that is what you support, then enjoy. My silver lining is that you need to endure 4 years of a Carter to get a Reagan.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:48 am, #95662
massive inflation. Also, they are making no effort to fix the oil shortage that is causing the gas prices to creep higher towards that $4 mark again.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:46 am, #95661
future? Pres Obama and the Dem Congress has spent our future. They are borrowing money from China that my kids and grandkids (years from being born) will have to pay for. In addition, the rampant printing of the US dollar will devalue it resulting in
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:45 am, #95660
Woody, in case you hadn't heard we have recently turned over security in major Iraqi cities to the Iraqi govt. That is a direct result of the surge ops that Pres Obama opposed. That is a major step to winning "a war that is a no win". You talk about our
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:44 pm, #95643
A third term for a guy who said a dictatorship wouldn't be so bad so long as he was the dictator? Yay democracy!
Woody - July 14, 2009, 5:47 pm, #95568
Uh... You would want us to stay in a war that is a no win? stay in debt and have nothing for the future???? If you want it, you can have it, I will take this.
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:47 pm, #84041
Haiti, North Korea, and Palistine/Israel. See what good work he does? See how peaceful those places are and how much the care about "social and economic justice"?
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:45 pm, #84039
He created higher unemployment rate for Reagan to fix than Obama "inherited". He allowed Iran to hold Americans hostage for 444 days (Iran let them go when Reagan won cause he was going to f them up). He got a Nobel Peace Prize for bringing "peace" to
NYG - June 3, 2009, 11:24 am, #83901
Explain to me again what Carter ever did? Besides building a shack somewhere in Kentucky?
Dylan - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #79273
John carter was a d*** good president and bush did pretty well for someone of his intelligence. But I just said someone of HIS INTELLIGENCE.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 11:25 pm, #71442
You didn't take the bait, Mark.... no fun!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:53 pm, #71429
I understand. Shemale p*** is confusing, but that doesn't make it wrong. And if it's wrong, I don't always have to be right.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:44 pm, #71421
I know, Mark... it just has the same credibility as the 9/11 stuff.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm, #71417
Sean - Don't tease me about Anne Coulter. You know I think she's h**.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm, #71416
agdaniele - The video I posted has nothing to do with 9/11. It's about the economy.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:39 pm, #71414
Sean - I totally agree. I'm just trying to discuss this stuff with Haarakkon. I appreciate your intervention efforts. I think I might take your suggestion, watch some p***, and then chase my wife around the house. Hopefully she won't run too fast.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:38 pm, #71413
P.S.: images of Anne Coulter are the only known exception to good ol' Rule 34.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:37 pm, #71412
Mark... I saw that video years ago... when they tried to explain that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:33 pm, #71410
Hi Mark. Uhmm, is anyone else here? No? d***. It can't be an intervention if I'm the only one who shows up. Shoot. *awkward minutes pass -- looks at wrist, no watch there* Uhmm, on behalf of everyone, we think yer not watching enough p***. Bye.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:32 pm, #71409
What I did find was this video. Watch this and maybe you'll see who screwed up the economy. The American people only believe what the media tells them. They have short memories. Watch ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMInSfanqg It gives a time
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:28 pm, #71406
There is an excellent video that gives a time line of what GWB and the Republicans tried to do to get Fannie & Freddie under control and how it was blocked by Barney Frank and the Dems. I've been looking for it and I haven't been able to find it a
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:01 pm, #71385
Bush tried to fix the problem several times. Barney Frank and the rest of the Democrats said there was no problem and block all attempts to put in more controls. But the payoffs from Fannie and Freddie were too good for the Dems to allow more controls.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 7:44 pm, #71369
Okay, that was a decade ago. Do you allege that Bush could not have fixed this? Would that be ineptitude or just good old indifference?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 7:07 pm, #71361
What the Junior Senator from Illinois had was the media in his pocket and nearly unlimited funds coming from overseas. His Democratic buddies in the House and Senate then spent the tax dollars to buy votes. Did you read poster #47456? It explains a lot.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:58 am, #71298
I didn't know a junior Senator from Illinois had more clout than the President.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 11:49 am, #71297
Nope. Not one iota of blame. GWB spent money keeping us safe for 2,687 days. The Democrats spent my tax money buying the votes of the sick, lame, and lazy along with the legal relatives of illegal aliens.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:39 am, #71294
Has it occurred to our right-wing brethren that had Bush *not* been a complete debacle that Obama wouldn't have been elected? God forbid we should place *any* blame on the conservative altar.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:32 am, #71291
I remember the comments regarding Fannie Mae, etc. You're absolutely right, I was back-tracking from November, not January. My bad. At any rate, it's okay to be sodomized by Standard Oil? Was that Obama's fault? How far back do you go?
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:40 pm, #71226
Take a look at my poster #47456. Maybe that will refresh your memory on who exactly got us into this mess.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:39 pm, #71224
Who needs a crystal ball? Just pick up a newspaper and it will tell you how deep BHO is digging the hole. But don't worry, he'll just print more money and kiss some more Muslim a**.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:38 pm, #71223
By my count we're only 2 and a half months into this administration it just seems like 6 months. Actually it seems more like 6 years. I'm a little tired of hearing that it was GWB who ruined our economy.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 6:46 pm, #71172
Ahhh, c'mon, Mark. Ya got a crystal ball in your back pocket? There's a lot of doom-saying lately with the new administration, but we're only 6 months in.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:36 pm, #71167
mrawesomo - We'll have more than a trillion dollar debt before BHO is finished. Don't blame GWB for the debt, blame the democrats in congress. Tell Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi about the debt. Leave now and you'll be there by morning. Hurry up and GTFO.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 6:16 pm, #71151
Do you guys know how much of an epic fail W. made? we had a surplus, A SURPLUS! Now we have a trillion dollar debt. I don't want to see even more "success" from republicans.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:59 am, #70995
LD - Could I borrow that note for a few minutes? I'd like to make a copy of WTFO's Mother's signature so I can practice it for future notes.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:48 am, #70984
Excuse me, but I've gotta note: "Dear President Obama, please excuse WTFO from paying taxes this year as he works hard for his money unlike those you want to give it to. Signed, WTFO's Mother" I always cracked up at Epstein's notes!
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:51 pm, #70835
That takes me back. Too bad we can't attach that sound to this poster.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 7:03 pm, #70810
Gotta love the theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 6:59 pm, #70809
OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! (with my hand raised). I know the answer to that question. You and I are.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 12:47 am, #70549
Who you callin' an old guy? Old guy. Up your nose with a rubber hose.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:39 am, #70544
Thank you, Sean. For getting the joke. It's nice to know I'm not the only old guy on the site.
Sean - April 4, 2009, 1:15 pm, #70429
Dude, that's Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. Carter was the dude with the 'stache. Sheesh! *snickers maniacally (sp?)*


JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded.


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BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 5:42 pm, #169221
Hjernespreng please take this policaltribe over to our sister site: PolitiFake.com...they will love you there!
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 5:39 pm, #169219
Yes, perhaps it is a jedi mindtrick. It sure as hell worked when he burned the republicans in his recent speech on healthcare :p
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:06 am, #113158
Yeah, t*** survived. (As they should). I'm done now.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:05 am, #113157
For the sake of learning the boundaries, I'll use George Carlin's 7 words: ****, f***, piss, ****, ****sucker, mother f***er, and t***. I guess I now have to wash my hands with soap.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:03 am, #113155
Has anyone else noticed that the new censorship software knocks out clean words too. class, bass, a***ysis, crass, grass, a**assin, etc.
HAHA - April 11, 2009, 4:02 pm, #72295
He is so weak he couldnt do a mind trick.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:15 am, #69220
whites in America are more color-blind than in the past, it also proved that blacks in America are not more color-blind since 95% of the black vote went to him. Racism and discrimination is real regardless of the color of its source.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:13 am, #69219
purpose #2 use race to elevate yourself. I got over the historic part of the first half African Am. as president on Nov 5th. His actions in the first 2 months show that my vote against him was correct. He's a socialist. While his election does prove that
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:11 am, #69218
Mob, I never said racism is dead. My point is we shouldn't be dividing ourselves up as Americans based on stupid differences like race. Identify racists and shun them. Mark is correct that BHO used, in part, race to win the election. As stated before in
Elder God Douchebag - March 30, 2009, 10:27 am, #69052
Stop telling people to make peace with me, Mark. Now people won't leave me alone.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:22 am, #69049
I volunteer to make love with Condoleezza Rice! *Please wear the boots, please wear the boots, please wear the boots*
Mark - March 30, 2009, 10:03 am, #69044
I almost forgot...Porcelina agreed with WTFO!!! It's yet another sign of the apocolypse. Make peace with your God while there is still time or if you don't believe in God start making love with wild abandon. THE END IS NEAR!
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:59 am, #69043
...Ms. Rice has pretty much kept her mouth shut about him, but I think either one of them would have made a far better president than BHO.
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:58 am, #69042
...kind of policies Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice would have had if they were running for president but chances are that I would have voted for them because they are far more conservative than BHO. I know that Colin Powell endorsed BHO and that...
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:53 am, #69040
I think the point to be made here is that race is what got BHO elected. He wasn't elected in spite of his race he was elected because of his race. I didn't vote for him, not because he was black, but because I don't like his policies. I don't know what...
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:51 am, #69012
that as plain as possible. You speak as though racism is completely dead in the U.S. Look around, and you might see that's not at all the case.
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:50 am, #69011
Ah, bifurcation. Also good. My original point was that I am glad that the first black president has been elected, which is indisputable proof that the U.S. is becoming more "color-blind." I apologize if that's not what you took out of it; i tried to make
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:53 am, #68997
Here are two equally dumb statements: an ignorant white guy saying "I can't get a job because of affirmative action" and a guy of any other color, "I can't get a job because I'm not white". Both are lame excuses that remove responsibility from the idiot.
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am, #68996
skin color is only useful for two purposes: 1. to keep people down or 2. to somehow elevate yourself. Which is your purpose?
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am, #68995
In their time it did. Maybe you should buy a calendar; it's 2009 and we should be moving to an America that is color-blind. That was MLK's dream or are you ignoring that fact? Keep racism alive if it suits your needs though, mobius. Dividing people by
mobius - March 30, 2009, 12:43 am, #68993
Hah. An ad hominem argument. That's good. Tell Harriet Tubman, Malcom X, MLK Jr., Rosa Parks, or Frederick Douglas that race has absolutely nothing to do with anything. I'm sure they will agree.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:58 pm, #68878
Wow! I've had Porc come to my defense?! A red letter day. I'm a little frightened that we agree on something, I wouldn't be surprised if you're a little scared too. v/r,
Porcelina - March 29, 2009, 5:04 pm, #68871
I think he is an intelligent individual to make that statement. Race has absolutely nothing to do with anything, it is simply a pigment and should not be a factor in anything you small minded little ****.
mobius - March 29, 2009, 5:01 pm, #68869
Who are you to say what should or shouldn't have significance to other voters?
Elder God Douchebag - March 24, 2009, 12:17 am, #67462
You mean to say elections AREN'T about underhanded tactics? This just destroys all I know to be real..
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:14 am, #67459
they can gain power. I think it is disgraceful that our President and his campaign used the Race Card every time they were criticized. He leveraged his race to get elected. So at best, it's an achievement gained thru underhanded tactics.
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:12 am, #67457
I disagree. His race has no signficance to me and shouldn't to other Americans. I personnaly don't give a flip about anyone's race because I believe we are all Americans. Color is just another way politicians divide us and turn us against each other so
Mobius - March 23, 2009, 10:58 am, #67323
No, I'm saying I laud the man for being black and the President of the United States. Regardless of his political stances, that's a pretty weighty achievement.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:18 am, #67264
Are you suggesting I am racist or a bigot? Let's not forget that with 95% of the African Am. vote behind his election, there was racism working for him as well.
Mobius - March 22, 2009, 5:52 pm, #67193
Hopefully our next president will overcome the same racial bigotry Obama has. Maybe he'll be g**.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:36 pm, #62561
I'll take a whiskey sour. I must admit that I'm surprised this poster got so much attention so fast. I only made it last night.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 9:53 pm, #62553
Mark said it well enough for me & I don't drink, but I'll be the designated driver.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 9:52 pm, #62552
To my knowlege that may be the cleverest way I have ever been called a "cheap drunk". Mark Twain had nothing on you. Cheers.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:16 pm, #62543
How about if we all stay here together? I'll buy us all a beer and we can all laugh while you're being intentionally funny.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 7:59 pm, #62524
Now there's an idea ... both you's guys go off and get ****faced somewhere's else. There ain't one intentially funny thing in any of your comments here ... not that I read them ... life's too short.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 5:02 pm, #62512
We should probably discuss this over a beer or ten...first round is on me. Enjoy the game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 5:01 pm, #62511
housing mess was also caused by the greed of the banks in trying to up their financials as well, so there is plenty of blame to go around. I'm hopping off the soapbox and am going to grab a beer and watch a game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:59 pm, #62510
But due to loss of income(s) have not been able to keep it. I don't think that it's their fault for losing the house becuase their company went overseas, nor are they welfare slackers, but they could've used some help just the same. Don't forget the...
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:56 pm, #62509
each other. That is one of the things that makes this country great, in so much as we can completely disagree on how to accomplish something, but still respect the opinions of the other. I have friends of mine who played by the rules when buying a house..
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:53 pm, #62508
Fair enough. I just hope that both parties can put aside all the b.s. and work toward the betterment of the country. I will be the 1st one to face you, out of respect, if I am wrong. But that is only cuz we can have dialogue w/o becoming retarded with..
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:42 pm, #62506
Marduke - I'm not sure if during my rant I answered your question, but yes, let me be the first in line to apologize if BHO fixes our problems. That's it...I'm done.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:40 pm, #62505
...to read the writing on the wall. They believe whatever the media tells them. 99 percent of them think we live in a democracy when this country was formed as a Republic and remains a Republic. That same 99 percent don't even know the difference.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:37 pm, #62504
I'm sorry that you're going to have to listen to more rants about socialism than you want to but I'm ranting more than I should have to. I have deep fears for the future of my country because I believe most of my countrymen have become too complacent...
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:33 pm, #62503
If I hadn't made my house payments the Cook County Sheriff would have thrown my a** in the street and the bank would have boarded up the windows pending sale. But now BHO is going to save everyone who can't make their payments and he's using my money.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:30 pm, #62502
Now my tax dollars are going to save some deadbeat's mortgage. I sold my home in Chicago in 2005 for $230K. It's now trashed and on the market again for $61K. That's less than what I paid for it in 1984. That's what happens when there's no money down.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:28 pm, #62501
Our financial crisis was brought about by the share the wealth mentality in the housing market. People bought homes with no money down that they couldn't afford and then walked away like they were just renters. Actually that's what they really were.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:25 pm, #62500
I hope BHO does well. Because if he does well the country does well and I do well. However I don't want this to be a socialist government. I've worked hard for what I have and I don't see the need to share it with those who haven't worked at all.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 3:54 pm, #62493
How about come up with something different than another socialism rant. When Obama finishes 8 years and our country's better off, will you be in line to apologize or toe the line that it isn't fixed unless a repub does it. That would be weak minded.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm, #62489
Old and stale? He's only been in office for a little over a month. You want to try old and stale? Try 8 years of GWB jokes. BHO says that he's been to 57 states and it's OK, but everyone claims GWB was stupid. Let me tell you about old and stale.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 1:07 pm, #62469
Your comments make me laugh so hard I start to cry. So anyone with a different view is weak minded or a simpleton...Your constant "boy who cried wolf" act is getting old and stale.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #62441
Sadly, many Americans just are that weak minded and simpletons.


THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!!


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Rating: 3.09/5

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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:27 am, #126697
boe, which implies that he OWES his supporters. Whereas, his opponent spent the capped amount they both agreed to prior to Mr. Moneybags seeing a shortcut.
boeweizer - October 9, 2009, 3:10 pm, #125058
yeah but it wasn't his money he spent
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:52 am, #118235
Again, you're bringing up this false accusation? If you'd like I can explain how Mark ended up with my name, but you obviously don't care about truth, just attacking anyone who dares to disagree with you. BTW, brainiac. How come mine doesn't say Mark?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:43 am, #118230
No, whats truly pathetic, is that you dont know that it posts your other aliases when you post. MARK, uh i mean WTFO, or whoever you have created today to agree with yourself. :)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:14 am, #116519
Any proof? No. You just can't handle the fact that there might be more than one person here that disagrees with the POTUS and you. Truly pathetic.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:21 am, #116161
Dont feel bad Canada, most of the people that agree with WTFO are in fact, WTFO himself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 8:01 pm, #99522
Any time you right wing hate monger....XD
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:16 am, #99227
the great observation and giving me a chance to explain my position.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:15 am, #99224
Moo+, you make an excellent point sir. However, this particular man spent $620M more than his campaign rival since he backed down from his promise (1st of many now) to use govt funds with a cap. Therefore, I think the poster is still relevant. Thanks for
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:14 am, #99222
Mr. R. Thanks. I'm glad to see my words aren't just wasted on idiot p********s like Zed who won't listen to facts.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:38 pm, #98913
hey zed, anonymous means not to divulge an idenity, which im making here
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:22 pm, #98906
Buy a dictionary. That's not what Anonymous means.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:20 am, #98818
hey f***tard Zed! by anonymous i mean that my opinions in this place have direct consequences on the performance of my posters as well as the the strength of my future opinions hold. unlike you i cannot just change my name without a loss.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:33 am, #98592
So we're not going to talk about t***? :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am, #98589
I ask this as a friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am, #98588
Hey WTFO. don't most Presidents spend more money attaining office then they will earn holding it? Isn't the whole point to serve your citizens as a leader and not to turn a profit? Will you agree that this poster might be a bit ill conceived?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:21 am, #98585
So yeah, t*** are great. In fact, I thought of creating a museum based solely on t*** and the titacular titnacity of Tittendom. It shall be called, wait for it....the t***onian. Anybody with funding or t*** welcome. t***.
MrRandom - July 23, 2009, 1:58 am, #98564
Off topic, but I still love seeing you rip into badly thought out attacks WTFO
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:51 am, #98562
BTW Canada, thanks for stepping up against just another liberal hater who doesn't care about facts with those he/she disagrees with. Slander and stupidity rule the day with people like Zed.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:50 am, #98561
Westboro shows that you are a complete idiot. Most conservatives (especially Palin who's son serves in the military) despise the church's cause and their methods of protesting military funerals.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:48 am, #98560
the UAW's buying of Dems has ultimately paid off again since they will have a lion's share of the ownership of both Chrysler and GM and get to select the majority of the board members. Finally, your comparing Palin supporters with those low lifes at
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:46 am, #98558
competitive. That combined with green liberal pressure to create hybred cars when they continuously failed in the market because the Toyota Prius already cornered that market. Those were major contributors to the failures of the US auto industry. Also,
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:44 am, #98557
their dues to increase their own power and they pay off Dems campaigns so they can bully the auto companies resulting in worker compensation that is $75 an hr (including lifelong benefits) compared to Toyota paying $45 an hr. That made US companies un-
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:42 am, #98556
Zed, if it matters to a drive-by attacker like you, I'm an 16+ active duty military member, not some kid living off my parents. UAW is one of the most corrupt unions in the country. Right up there with the teamsters. They bully workers to be members for
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:32 pm, #98441
Jmac with the pulp ref!! Sweet...been watching those two go at it all day. I gotta say it's been painful...so thanks for injecting something worth while!!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm, #98411
And who's being Anonymous? I signed my comment, or is "Canada" your real name?
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm, #98409
"It's not a motorcycle, it's a Chopper, baby." "Who's Chopper is this?" "It's Zed's" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:50 pm, #98404
Canada: Get a job, too, and I might take you seriously. Well, at least as seriously as I take Palin supporters and members of the Westboro Baptist Church, which is not at all.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:53 pm, #98389
i may be the smallest contributor but i dont need to hide behind being anonymous
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:52 pm, #98388
WTFO is a major contributor to this site, while i may not agree with all of his opinions(a persons right) his opinions are often valued because they are well thought and not the rantings of an anonymous f***tard (Zed).
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:40 pm, #98385
Here's to hoping that someday you actually move out of your parents basement and get a job, so that you have to live in the REAL WORLD, WTFO.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:39 pm, #98384
Corrupt UNIONS??? Due to the loss of bargaining power the unions USED to have, managers at the GM plant in Wentzville have let older workers DIE on the line before calling for an ambulance so that they don't have to pay the HOSPITAL BILL!
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:43 am, #95659
KIA, you forgot to mention that not only did GM spread itself too thin, but that the overhead costs of its employees driven by the corrupt unions (supported by the Dems), make it almost impossible to turn a profit. ANONU, big floppy ***bs, mmmm.
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:46 pm, #95644
Doesn't anyone just ever talk about t*** anymore?
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 4:05 pm, #95550
General Motors spread itself too thin and collapses? so what let them, people will find new jobs. same for AIG, and all the banks. that's what capitalism is all about.
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 3:59 pm, #95549
WTFO i completely agree that corporate bailouts are communism in disguise and the people of this nation are too stupid to realize it. the people can't differentiate bs fear mongering the left plays on from normal ups and downs of the market
HtD - April 20, 2009, 1:16 am, #74150
This is too funny.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:48 am, #74145
switch tactics to labeling the other person as a bigot, racist, or redneck. If you are looking for racism then you can interpret anything as racist. I don't care about race, obviously you do which makes me believe YOU are the racist here. FOMF!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:46 am, #74144
How the hell is the picture of a man on a cream of wheat box racist you ignorant POS? There are white guys on Quaker oats, and KFC. Are those racial too, you moron? As I said in another post, when a liberal has no facts to back up thier position, they
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:10 pm, #74049
Justify the racial stereotypes! The cream of wheat box and others. Intelligence and eloquence do not make up for racism and bigotry
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:49 am, #73926
founded on. The govt shouldn't be forcing Americans who play by the rules and stay within their means to bail out those who don't. That is what is going on right now. The tea parties on Apr 15 were protesting that very problem. Americans need to wake up.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:47 am, #73925
expect that your opinions will change what or how I post. I guess I can say thanks for the intelligence compliment but I will respectfully disagree with your misguided/outdated a**ertions. I contend that this admin is destroying principles the US was
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:45 am, #73924
Also, there are posters of all kinds on this site. Humor, ***y, political, demotivational, etc. This one employs the irony of someone who can spend so much money is supposed to reign in out of control spending. Rate posters as you see fit, but don't
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:43 am, #73923
Nobody makes you "wade through" political posters (you don't actually have to click on them, it's called freedom of choice). Also, the only thing I hate is policies that are ruining the great country I defend, I don't hate the man because I don't know him
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:26 am, #73921
got out of hand. This 1 in particular is simply devoid of humor and logic. Others employ Racial stereotypes that should have died with our grandfathers. From reading your comments i can see that you are intelligent, just hopelessly misguided and outdated.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:22 am, #73920
its not the sense of humor so much as the lack of humor. As far as who i am, someone who would prefer not to have to wade through all this hate mongering to get a good laugh. I never felt the need to comment until all these non funny political posters
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:03 pm, #73906
balance. Also, I would like BHO to continue following the Pres Carter model of Presidency and be voted out after his first term.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #73905
I'm heart-broken that Canuck doesn't like my sense of humor. Oh wait...who is he? Never mind. We did get through 8 yrs of Clinton but we had a Rep Congress to block his BS for 6 of those yrs. Hopefully, we can get Congress back in 2010 to restore some...
ThePirate - April 18, 2009, 12:10 am, #73763
700,000,000 - 400,000 = 699,600,000... hardly 300 down.. but it wasn't his money.. stupid argument. We got thru 8 years of Clinton.. we'll survive
Canuck - April 17, 2009, 11:51 pm, #73762
This is the most twisted attempt at humor so far! Who the hell wants to lead a country for the money! Not funny and makes no sense.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:22 am, #70337
So he is already 300 in the hole. Dumbass. Well I guess all the people that voted for him are dumbassess.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:44 am, #67082
the blame and fall when the American people rise up with one voice and put a stop to this socialist BS.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:43 am, #67081
BCD, have you looked at the voting record of BHO when he was a Senator? (granted there isn't much of a record to look at, with all the "Not Voted" counts). BHO voted left of Reid and Pelosi. I believe he's pulling the strings and going to let them take...
BoneCD - March 16, 2009, 9:38 pm, #66194
Let's just say for argument sake that he does; With Pelosi and Reid watching his back he's domed to fail anyway
God. - March 16, 2009, 9:30 pm, #66192
Yes.


OLD GLORY - Mr. President, you're holding it backwards.


TAGS: old glory flag president bush
Rating: 2.38/5

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...... - December 24, 2008, 11:53 pm, #46528
but at least your good to go, cause he will change everything and never f*** up. and now blacks have a reason to love america again. ....yay
...... - December 24, 2008, 11:50 pm, #46527
its cute how you all think he is such a retard. honestly people. just stop with the dumb ****. your hero and savior has been elected so you can all hug and embrace diversity. oh man im gonna puke.
Matters_Not - December 24, 2008, 11:47 pm, #46524
te reason the American flag appears backwards on ACU's is because it symbolizes the flag being led into battle. thats why you see it on right shoulder of a soldier facing the way the president has it. ive learned to just laugh at all you bush bashers.
me - December 3, 2008, 5:28 pm, #41632
it isn't backwards on their sleeves...that would be the direction the flag would be facing if it were flapping in the breeze instead of a patch on their arm. bush just standing there though..well i dunno maybe he's giving the troops a shout out.
de - December 2, 2008, 10:39 pm, #41453
idk if some of u retards have ever seen a us military uniform or not but the patches on their uniform is a backward flag its not always left to right dumb****s
Sammi - October 18, 2008, 7:36 pm, #28491
Just have to say, it's possible that the maker of this Motifake just flipped the picture...
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:39 am, #14438
he should keep the family traditions up... and vomit on the lap a hi-ranking Chinese official...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:07 am, #14429
How about a nice game of solitaire, Mr Bush?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:06 am, #14428
Must be that mind control kicking in. Bush goes to China, a nation his own family has a long relationship with, and ends up looking drunk, has wounds on his arm, and holds the flag wrong! Sounds like the Manchurian Candidate to me!
Chris - August 14, 2008, 7:43 am, #14417
Next time you see a soldier, look at his right sleeve.


I'MMA LET YOU FINISH.... -


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Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - March 3, 2013, 9:03 pm, #244033

they play the same game as the bad guys...they just play it better.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #244031
foreign policy is where americans suck at ! Tht's why they follow their leaders and propaganda, it's so much easier !
Dekker451 - September 24, 2011, 12:02 am, #224523
Imadinnerjacket isn't Arab. He's Persian.
Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:18 am, #224501
You capitali5t pig dog, you


CHUCKTATORSHIP -




- An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right


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Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - December 16, 2009, 1:23 am, #146144
I thought politifake.org was supposed to eliminate the need for this sort of debate...mbq
Ponjiu Kublic - December 16, 2009, 1:20 am, #146143
Well, uh, gee. If socialism were so great, it would not be an insult would it? But you implicitly admit that it is. On the other hand, COMMUNIST fits better. When a statement of fact IS an insult.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:18 am, #93778
The USSR wasn't any more Socialist than the People's Democratic Republic if China is Democratic or a republic, either one.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:16 am, #93777
Right-wingers can't seem to get their heads out of the Cold War long enough to remember that it was the *Communists* who were running their economies into the ground trying to deny their people freedom and liberty.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:14 am, #93775
Too bad for the Republicans that Canada and most of Europe have proved that Socialism, in the context of a democracy, CAN work.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am, #93768
I'm afraid not. It's an accurate description of the man's policies and actions spoken out of genuine concern for the country and the direction it's headed in. It has nothing to do with who's "right". You as most leftists miss the entire point.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:05 pm, #93730
Name.... you stealing quotes from Plato again?
a name of no use - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm, #93728
Can't people just use the internet to jerk off like God intended?
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:47 pm, #93545
And now my avatar is gone....time to introduce.....ELMO!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:46 pm, #93544
I can always count on you aggy. To reign me in when I start getting all nimbly bimbly. Thanks...
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm, #93542
MO, it's a lofty wish indeed... utopian, even. But then you'll get others wanting animal cruelty removed, religious removed, canadian references removed, girls that won't have *** with you removed, etc... you get it.
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:21 pm, #93540
Mr Motifake, I am writing you to BEG and PLEAD you to create a thrid site. A site dedicated for ploitical use only. Can you take a vote of some kind? A voting b***on for yea or nay? Something? These politifakes are out of control. Thanks, MO.
Anonymous2 - July 5, 2009, 8:15 pm, #93539
Idiot - a word describing someone who thinks the man named "Most Liberal U.S. Senator" will "govern from the middle" as President.


Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am, #256248
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am, #256239
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed


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Rating: 3.2/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:58 am, #165592
No man survives when freedom fails, The best men rot in filthy jails, And those who cry ‘appease, appease’ Are hanged by those they tried to please.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:41 pm, #91017
space cake now. Thanks for the extra "space", Porc.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:40 pm, #91016
Haar points out. I do disagree on his statement that all rich folks get there by screwing over other people. There are some in that category and other who truly earned their wealth through honest and honorable means. That is all, I'm just going to eat my
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:39 pm, #91015
TTH, yeah I know I can sound like a broken record. But I'm passionate about the country I defend and am truly concerned with its current direction. Neither party is anywhere close to perfect and too many politicians don't care about regular folks like
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:35 pm, #91013
I'll have a plate with Chocolate Silk pie and a slice of Porc's space cake, please.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:58 am, #90968
computers, and that's all we're going to be until the rest of civilization wakes up and says, you know what, the world does not revolve around me. Wow, this is some great weed.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:57 am, #90967
We like being rich. We like living comfortably, and if it means some people in the world have to starve, f*** it. They had their chance. People like to think we're highly evolved or perfectly created or whatever, but the fact is, we're just monkeys with
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:55 am, #90966
The same goes with globalization. One thing people are afraid of is inevitability, so they try to slow it down. They say that sovereignty is the most important thing a country must keep to survive. The fact of the matter is, all they're saying is f*** you
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:53 am, #90965
shiny things, which is indicative of a lower class of creature, yet money is the reason we are so technologically advanced, partially because trying to do the impossible is something any human plans to achieve, but mostly, we just want to get paid. A lot.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:49 am, #90964
You know, the thing about wealth is that people think of it as power or a way of attaining the means to live in luxury. The truth is, it's just motivation. We as a species, for all our discoveries and all of our triumphs, are still a species obsessed with
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:24 am, #90963
What blows me away in this great country is that we think everyone with wealth is a philanthropic saint. The only way to get wealth is to screw over a whole bunch of people, but they're supposed to magically change when they're rich. Whatever.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:17 am, #90962
symbolic of the big businesses that call the sh**s. I know we all want the Bill Gates' of the world to be great guys and give us all the benefits we can handle, and take care of us in our old age, after all we've done for them, but it just ain't so.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:14 am, #90961
can mindlessly do what they're told. Politicians in this country, for all the left-right rhetoric, wouldn't be politicians if they weren't able to do what they're told, either. Insurance companies are the greatest scam ever created, but they're fairly
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:11 am, #90960
George Carlin, for all his anger, was absolutely right. the system doesn't work, and it hasn't worked for 30 years. I'd go one farther and say 50 years, though. There's no advantage to business to have an intelligent workforce. Business needs drones that
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am, #90959
*affiliation. And the first one to yell spell check is a hypocritical douche.
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am, #90958
Hey, a douche is a douche in my eyes, no matter what political sffiliation. To be honest, I think we should just tear this m**********r down and start all over again, but we as a species are not smart enough to make anarchy truly work.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:06 am, #90956
And many on both the left and the right have s******ed the bull****, hook, line, and sinker - as is evident in the political rhetoric so frequently put up here. A conservative tool or a liberal tool is still just a tool.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:02 am, #90955
Out of curiosity, does anyone really think their elected representative, Republican OR Democrat, gives a rats-ass about them? Maybe if you're the heir to Dow-Corning. That isn't you, and it isn't me. We're nothing more than tools for the system.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:45 am, #90889
Aggy argues his political feelings. But he never Initiates any politifake bull****. So Aggy FTW.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am, #90885
Huffs and puffs....holy crap!! I just tried to read two days worth of???? Aggy? You my friend got a bad rap on this whole deal...not that i've been on here forever but dammmmn!! In the short time that I have you may have mentioned politics like....twice?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:24 am, #90875
I don't have that one. Should have caught the seven word thing.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:22 am, #90873
Better than a stick in the eye is an snfu album
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:21 am, #90872
I hear the voices but i cant make out the words
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:19 am, #90870
stick'in in my eye?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:17 am, #90869
Better than a stick in the eye
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #90868
maybe sparkly instead of shiny
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am, #90867
Sticky with a shiny veneer kinda like a little geode.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am, #90866
Wow, You don't know Ideal or SNFU....... The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am, #90864
Purple and sticky is better
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am, #90863
If you swear you'll catch no fish.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:11 am, #90862
Something green and leafy this way comes.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:10 am, #90861
I love me lucky charms. They're magically delicious.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:09 am, #90860
hahaha. WTFO loves me space cake xD
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:08 am, #90859
hard too play poker on "space cake" but I trust you enjoyed the foliage at the poker game?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:07 am, #90858
I'm still thinkin space cake
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:06 am, #90856
no way. no chocolate. Except, maybe, french vanilla or whatever it's called
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:05 am, #90855
Chocolate creme pie?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #90854
"Like" not "Kike" but that too.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #90853
;_; all this talk about pie..... and cake... and other non-chocolate yum yums
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #90852
More kike thick pads on the walls and 1 hour of internet time per day.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am, #90851
You guys are no fun tonight. Blueberry
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am, #90850
Good choice. Good choice.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am, #90849
This guy is still talkin about the red menace like its the 50's. he obviously needs to take a pill and mellow out a bit. I imagine he lives in some kinda bunker and has thick bars on the windows. Get with the times ole fella it's not your world anymore!
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am, #90847
Key Lime.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am, #90846
So banana creme is what you're trying to say?
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am, #90845
Best line of the evening, P.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am, #90844
No Guinness today. But I was irritated, so I did what italian guys do... called my gf, she wasn't available, so I got a pizza. Done.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:00 am, #90843
I think it would be best to just drop it at this point and to spare drama.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #90841
Well said, TTH.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am, #90840
As the quote goes; You're talkin' to me all wrong - the wrong tone....
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am, #90839
He hit's everyone wrong. Just have another Guinness. The voices will go away.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am, #90838
Aggy if you just imagine how worked up he gets about this stuff it's totally worth it. I can picture him pounding on his keyboard and wiping spit off the monitor. I dont care about politics so i get a kick out of those who take it so seriously
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #90836
I know, mooooo. Timmys aren't irritating... comical at best. This had ego behind it, and it hit me wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:54 am, #90835
There might be 5 that I can think of. But when the heap and I realized that we lived in the same Province it wasn't hard to figure out how close our towns are.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am, #90833
I don't think there are even 42 regulars...? Then again, I've strayed from the poster section of MF for a bit, I could be wrong
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am, #90832
Don't worry Aggy. I used to feel compelled to respond to neurotics on this site. Then I realized that WTFO is a person too. JK
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90830
Well we are Canadian. There are like 42 of us total. and it's not f***ing "cute"
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90829
That was my first and last time. Stupid to engage him.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90827
Strawberry shortcake definitely I love a redhead!
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90826
I say ignore elder god Timmy. Maybe he'll go away.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90825
Strawberry short cake ftw
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90824
no offense wtfo but can you say broken record?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90823
well, isn't that cute
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:46 am, #90822
Strawberry shortcake or devils food?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90820
spend that on cars, food, etc. As opposed to giving it to major corporations that will blow it, and will not receive any business anyways
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90819
And tonight The heap attended my poker game. BTW Heap. same time next week.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90818
Some socialist actions are needed, though. However, he is making all the wrong decisions. This whole stimulus bull**** is being spent on the wrong things. If all this money was returned to the people it would stimulate the economy because people would
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90817
Yeah porcelina we realized that the other night before you starting pushing us around. My mother always warned me about you American girls.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am, #90816
to undo. Also, giving out massive entitlement programs will be difficult to pay for for everyone. If the rich business owners are taxed harder, they just pass their expenses to everyone via higher prices or employee layoffs.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am, #90815
That night you said we should get a thread we were just figuring out that we lived 40 mins away from each**her.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am, #90814
so is there like a statute of limitations on politifakes? Or do we just get a new bunch of b****es every 4-8 years?
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am, #90813
We do now. thanks to motifake.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am, #90812
I think it's pretty cool that just when we needed a fifth. someone I met on motifake turns out to live so close. You are uglier than we expected though.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am, #90811
Porc, I didn't know that you developed an ax to grind. The true fire happened in the forums, but I'm done with egd. I don't believe that Obama will make the country communist. But, some of his actions may lead to govt socialist actions that are very hard
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #90810
O_O do you two know each**her outside of Motifake?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #90809
I think yours was walking my dog when you put it in the oven
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #90808
We know. We're just jerking your chain.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am, #90807
we know i was just trying to include you
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am, #90806
I re-red the box and It is supposed to be thawed, so I think maybe we should have had a woman heat it up for us.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am, #90805
The dog is a distraction like a magicians a**istant
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am, #90804
>_> i wasn't being serious when I said that.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #90803
yeah thanks for the game. Do you think perhaps that pizza was supposed to go in the oven still frozen maybe? oops dont wanna piss off porcelina better get a thread!
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #90802
FYI. Don't play poker with TheTrashHeap. He cheats and somehow the dog is in on it.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:36 am, #90801
Made it home safe, Eh?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:35 am, #90800
Blueberry all the way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:25 am, #90797
I understand everyone's point of view here. I have weighed all the pros and cons.......I still like strawberry-Rhubarb the best.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #90791
manipulate the country into believing that is best (sorta how he did so with this election..)
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #90790
WTFO, don't bother. It's one of those "I ownz da internetz, I gotz a gimmick. I tink i r intimidating. Fear mee!" Just don't bother. Anyways, on the topic at hand- I don't believe him turning this into a communist country is a threat, unless he is able to
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:55 am, #90786
Yeah. I got a shock in my living room.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 12:53 am, #90785
Ran off for a few hours to put out a few acres of real fire (love those grass fires when there's no wind)... Guess the action was all here.
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:43 am, #90782
*play wrestling ("ply" sounds suspect)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am, #90781
-er cranked up to full blast? Eh?
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am, #90780
Oh yeah??? If he's not a real god, then how come when I pissed him off with my earlier comment I got such a shock in my own living room -- while wearing my velvet track suit and ply wrestling with my cats on the plush shag carpetting with the de-humidi-
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:25 pm, #90770
Not at all. I'm secure enough in my manhood that I don't have to pretend to be some kind of "god" with mystical powers to beef up my ego.
a name - June 27, 2009, 11:21 pm, #90767
Pot calling the kettle black, much?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:13 pm, #90766
You and so many others rush to defend his BS policies and attack anyone who questions him. Again, you prove the point of a pathetic computer nerd who can talk tough when typing but hides behind mamma's apron in real life.
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:59 pm, #90765
How is he my messiah, exactly? And I really would like to see you try to mop the floor with me. You'd be slightly distracting for the five seconds you weren't beating off to the 8-year abortion that was the Bush administration.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:54 pm, #90764
floor with you ignorant a**. Really is a shame that the computer lets little ***ks like you pretend to be tough.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:53 pm, #90763
Is that all you got? You are a pathetic little loser. Why don't you watch the news once in a while and see how your messiah has jacked up the economy and turned his back on our allies to appease our enemies. BTW, don't think this "gramps" can't mop the
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:49 pm, #90760
Listen, Gramps. The Red Scare's been over for a long time. I know that's a frightening thought for you, but Communism's not a threat. To to say it ever HAS been.


IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking.


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Rating: 3/5

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culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am, #155880
*moved*
culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am, #155879
You to begin with Fred, way to go commenting on an old and exhausted thread. Politifakes have now move to the Politifake.org site!
fred - February 3, 2010, 5:37 am, #155878
I'm curious. Just what sort of percentage of US conservatives are retarded?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm, #132462
Devils food......happy now?, No worries, I'm just jerkin yer chain.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:47 pm, #132458
Just offering facts to the debate. Not attacking and I still prefer cake to pie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:45 pm, #132456
Strawberry Rhubarb. A la mode.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #132455
their profit margin was only 3.4% (beverages were 25.9% to compare). Here's the link - http://www.usnews.com/money/blogs/flowchart/2009/08/25/why-health-insurers-make-lousy-villains.html - surprise, Washington D.C. lied again.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:42 pm, #132454
Derek, if he's a disaster for lawyers then why doesn't his healthcare plan go for tort reform which has proven to drive down costs in states that have tried it? Also, "over-paid private" insurance providers is a misleading statement I think. Last year
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:38 pm, #132453
Dave, exactly correct.
dave - October 30, 2009, 12:41 am, #132062
i didnt, but it wouldnt surprise me. they all want something for nothing at whatever cost to anyone else.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 4:19 pm, #131857
A disaster for weapons manufacturers, lawyers and over-paid private (non) providers perhaps.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:07 am, #126690
tires if they don't go along with the policy to bill the company a full hour when the clock out even 1 or 2 minutes into that hour. Unions had their time and place, but no longer IMO.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:06 am, #126689
purple shirts are no better than the teamsters union. Did you see the video of a SEIU beating up a preacher handing out signs outside of a townhall meeting. Yeah, unions are great for the US. In my brother's company, the small union will slash members'
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:05 am, #126688
Welcome, Dave (late or not). To me Social Security looks like a ponzi scheme. I pay into it with a promise of return later while the govt takes my money for those who paid in the past (after taking their cut). Sorry to hear you're a part of SEIU. Those
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:05 pm, #125876
not to be a paying member of the unuion, I am still forced to pay my "fair share", which is only about $20 or $30 less than actual union members pay.
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:04 pm, #125875
into something, ie social security, doesnt mean you agree with it. you dont have a choice. Its the same for the god-awful union. My line of work is covered by SEIU. I personally think the people at SEIU are morons, and even though I have decided not
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:03 pm, #125874
pay into unemployment insurance, unless you are a business owner. Unemployment insurance is paid for 100% by the employer, which is why they have the right to appeal an employees claim for unemployment insurance benefits. Second, just because you pay
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:02 pm, #125873
Call me a little late in the game, but this is in response to first comment about the social security and unemployment insurance. First of all, I work for the state of california in the unemployment insurance division, and I can tell you that none of us
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:48 am, #77311
d*** that's funny, AD. Sean, thanks for the reference.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:43 am, #77310
"Human Action. A Treatise on Economics." His masterpiece. But you can also find that argument in his book entitled "Socialism".
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:42 am, #77309
Change You Can Relieve In!!!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:41 am, #77307
We need a catchy slogan..."Change" seems to work and it applies (in a different way) here too.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:40 am, #77306
Ahhhhhhh.... ok, got the reference now. Thanks for revisiting that cold case.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:39 am, #77305
Hmmmmm... Depends for Florida. I like the platform.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:36 am, #77304
Digging way back, AD. The wrestling reference was to Dwayne Johnson (the Rock) whose catch line was "If you smell...what the Rock is cooking".
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:34 am, #77302
Maybe instead of free health care for FL we can get them free Depends undergarments. What do you think?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:33 am, #77301
Ugh! I don't wanna be like every other lying politician who subscribes to "the ends justifies the means" when it comes to campaigns. That's one of the things screwing up the system now. There has to be another way.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:21 am, #77295
Eh.... campaign promises. Whatever it takes to get into office, then we fix things.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am, #77294
Sean, I missed that work by Ludwig Von Mises. I'll have to look that up. AD, offering free healthcare to the most geriatric state in the Republic might be cost-prohibitive.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am, #77293
Russia and America are now, after many years, showing the pitfalls of their systems. It's great to not only study, but to watch it as it happens.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am, #77292
Offering healthcare to the elderly should net that state, hands down. If not, we'll hire Microsoft to develop a new voting system.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am, #77291
should have won him the Nobel prize in economics. In a fair world it woud have.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #77290
sorry to quipple WTFO, but in theory socialism and communism can't work. Ludwig Von Mises proved that economic calculation and therefore the efficient production and distribution of goods cannot take place unless there is a market in place. That ...
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am, #77289
What do we do about FL voting machines?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am, #77288
Not much. We're just trying to save the world that's all. Come on in and join us as our NORAD ally.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am, #77287
I'm currently working on getting the punch-card voting system in place for Nevada... just in case they aren't leaning our way in 2012.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:12 am, #77286
ok I'm back, what did I miss?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:08 am, #77283
govt running banks, auto industries, taxing the wealthy heavily to pay for everything, and pushing for nationalized health care. I'm afraid we're about to be hit by a truck playing in the street.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:07 am, #77282
gain, which is why communism always fails. Socialism is the middle of the road between Capitalism and Communism. The US has had it's foot in the street on some social issues since the Great Depression. However, now we are running into the street with the
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:05 am, #77280
in govt who want to "spread the wealth around". Let me put it this way: In THEORY, communism works. In theory, everyone does their best for the whole society and everyone benefits equally. In PRACTICE, humans are not ants, they do minimum effort for max
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:03 am, #77279
Nobody argues that you have to take care of those who truly cannot take care of themselves, disabled, elderly etc but like my VP said, this sense of entitlement has been and continues to tear down the American dream. Success is being penalized by those
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:01 am, #77277
Self-pride is in short supply. Everyone wants to get paid, regardless of their personal effort or value. I pay taxes to keep welfare recipients pregnant, fed and healthy while I have to pay for medical? That's unacceptable.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:59 am, #77276
It does seem extreme, Sean... especially worded like that. However, our welfare, healthcare and unemployment systems, as they stand now, are breeding laziness and senses of entitlement. It has to be wrung out of the mentality here.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am, #77275
Well, we are responsible for vanilla ice... let's call it even.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am, #77274
If you can't shoot 'em, deport 'em, or sterilize them, and watching them starve to death in front of their starving children does not agree with your delicate sensibilities, then you're gonna be a welfare state .... Gotta bribe the losers. Or jail 'em.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:54 am, #77272
No. Celine Deon.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am, #77271
Dumb canucks? For what? Socialized medicine?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am, #77270
Wrestling reference? I'm a bit out of touch.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am, #77269
So then you have always had socialized medicine. Just not enough of it to have most Americans as worry free on that issue as us dumb Canucks.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am, #77268
The views on controlling welfare, spending, abortion, etc is, to many of those montana mountain separatists, a form of socialism... too much government control. In my opinion, if many can't do the right thing, you have to do it for them. Slippery slope.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am, #77267
BTW, did anyone get the wrestling reference in this poster?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:47 am, #77266
I wonder if Biden is worse in his policies than Obama. He's proven to make more mistakes in his speaking than Bush did. I hope for the best in the economy as well but looking at the long-term impacts of these decisions, I'm not optimistic at all.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am, #77265
If anything can make you appear middle-road for the other voters, it'd be a handful of my views tossed into the debate!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am, #77264
Sean, like I said, no one is turned away here right now.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am, #77263
I'm not as pro Obama as I could be, I'm moreso just hoping this all works out... for the sake of our economy. Only time can prove or disprove the critics. But, I already have a bead on Biden, just in case Obana gets killed.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am, #77262
HELL YEAH! Agdaniele, you just made my short list for Vice President. Let's get out there and right the ship.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:43 am, #77261
Uhm, up here that's called s****** and blowing at the same time. To say we have de facto socialized medicine undercuts your point that socialized medicine is not the way to go, unless you really think people should be turned away?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am, #77260
Even moreso, I'm for drug testing everyone who gets welfare or unemployment. If you have to be clean to work, you should be clean to receive free money, healthcare and housing.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am, #77259
The system will "right" itself again, in my view and those folks who didn't run on policies or substance will be voted out eventually. "Change" is not a position, it's a stand against someone else's position.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am, #77258
The legitimately unemployed (and actively searching for work), elderly (who paid taxes/social security), and those certifiably disabled should receive free healthcare. Nobody else.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #77257
Thankfully, those extreme a** holes haven't gotten in a position to shoot the President (any President) and I hope they never do. While I disagree with the POTUS and many Dems in Congress, I don't want to see anyone killed for disagreeing with me.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:38 am, #77256
AD, very nice description of liberal with a liberal use of adjectives. Can I add tofu-farting, cloud skipping, and tree-hugging?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am, #77255
You are certainly a lightning rod, WTFO... but there's nothing wrong with getting things done while the do-nothings rally against you. And, at the risk of... hell, if Obama hasn't been sh** by the so-called supremists, you're relatively safe.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am, #77254
those visits. So it is widely available even if you can't afford insurance.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:35 am, #77253
Sean, right now in the US no one who shows up at a hospital can be denied treatment regardless of their ability to pay. So everyone has access, hell even illegals have access to healthcare. The hospitals get money from the govt (our taxes) to pay for
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am, #77252
And for the record, "liberal" is an abused term now. I don't like how... liberally... it's thrown arout. For me, it'll always refer to the anti-war, pro-pot legalizing, tambourine toting, anti-gun, tie-dye, freindship bracelet wearing, ponytail executives
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am, #77251
That's the problem with any bail out, eh? How to credibly say "Dang nabit, this is the last time, boys."
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am, #77250
AD, I would make a great target on the national level as President, wouldn't I? Hell, I'm a pretty good target here on Motifake.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #77249
the devaluing of the US dollar and mass inflation for everyone on main street.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am, #77248
Giving everyone access in a time of need to the "machine that goes ping!" doesn't necessarily mean that all anyone can get who can afford other euphoniusm medical devices.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am, #77247
to fail and Obama has greatly expanded that. These responses are short-term fixes that don't solve the real problems and they come with long-term consequences. The selling of our debt to China and the rampant printing of cash from our mints will lead to
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:30 am, #77246
"Funny guy"? Or "Funniest guy"? Anywho, I disagree that having the gov't as the single payer medical insurance provider necessarily crowds out the market option. Insurance companies can charge premiums and they can specify the level of coverage.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am, #77245
Sean, you made a great point on "moral hazard". Very commendable position. I believe that the economic issue is a perfect example of what is going on here in the US. Bush started it with TARP money and pushing for money for autos because they are too big
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am, #77244
I'd vote for WTFO... it's not my cup of tea to hear constant presidential criticism, but when it comes out of the true liberals, it's amusingly whiny.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:28 am, #77243
However, with more thought, I have asked WTF,Obama a number of times.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:26 am, #77242
Funny guy, made me laugh. Actually, it stands for "Over" because it changes the "WTF" from a rhetorical question to one that wants an answer.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #77241
Fair question, Sean. The article didn't say but if we socialize our health care here, the Farrari option won't be available for anyone.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #77240
"President WTFO"? I knew the "O" stood for Obama .... Knew it all along.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am, #77239
the highways, refurbish public parks/playgrounds, Habitat for Humanity, and stuff like that). They would only have to work 30 hours a week because I want them to use the other time seeking better, more perminant employment. There's my stump speech.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am, #77238
Did she have to? Or did she decide she wanted the Ferrari over the Beamer? Inquiring minds want to know!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:22 am, #77237
AD, great point on how we help others without helping ourselves and on welfare. President WTFO would institute a new plan for welfare: Able-bodied welfare recipients would have to work for the Fed, State, or County to earn their checks (pick up trash on
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #77235
did she have to come here?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #77234
bean-counters will do a cost-benefit-a***ysis and determine there isn't enough bang for the buck. I read a story the other night that said a female politician in Canada got cancer and came to the US to get treated. If govt healthcare is so good then why
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:18 am, #77233
by every hypocondriac in the US. Also, as is the case with the military, care will be rationed to save the govt money. Lastly, for those who have complications or need specialists, the doctors who specialize in those areas won't be there because the D.C.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:16 am, #77232
Great dialogue! Thanks DB for the well-wishes. I believe that for the average person, state health care can be adequate (your English examples) however, if the govt runs it, it is even more expensive than it is today. With it being free it will be abused
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:10 am, #77230
I have recently come to the belief that what makes you a Liberal, Conservative, or Libertarian stems largely from your concern over the importance or lack thereof of the "moral hazard" attributed to state action.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:05 am, #77226
Recognising that the soical safety net is an multifaceted insurance policy does not solve any problems, nor does it bring the left and the right closer together, but it does get the dialogue off to a legitimate start.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:04 am, #77223
Not to get side-tracked by the insistence that the word "socialist" be used correctly, using it to means welfare statism is not just a smear tactic, it is a category error that blinds you considering the issue correctly. ...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:02 am, #77221
Calling a "social safety net" of any sort "socialist" does not make sense. The net is a form of insurance. As such is it subject to the same problems all insurance plans (be they private or state run) have: fraud and what's called the moral hazard. ...
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:16 pm, #77211
What's more, welfare should be earned, not given.
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:15 pm, #77210
Ha! That's bordering on offensive, but thanks!
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:02 pm, #77208
The real problem in america is that the ones working for minumum wage, instead of getting unemployment or welfare, are without insurance and health care. We pour billions into helping other countries, but can't help our own.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am, #77052
they've been jerking me around for months. I finally get to have an MRI to see what is wrong this month.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am, #77051
because the govt runs the military hospitals and the health insurance program (Tricare) that me and my family use. Trust me, you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like a military hospital. I've had a serious back problem since Aug, and
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:01 am, #77050
all up to the govt to have them divvy it out to banks, autos, and dumbasses who signed up for ARM loans. Add govt controlled health care, and you have serious big govt and socialism. If the govt gets to run health care, we are all screwed. I say this
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:59 am, #77049
the way it's been mismanaged by the govt, it's a Ponzi scheme. Taking my money to pay others whose contributions were already spent. However, the policies now are taking all of our tax dollars, and the taxes of our kids when they get jobs and bringing it
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:57 am, #77048
We in uniform are taxed the same as everyone else. Unemployment insurance is not something I've ever paid into, but if injured to the point of no longer being deployable, there is the VA. I agree that Social Security is a socialist-like system. Actually,


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Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:35 pm, #70885
He was referring to the British monarchy. DC is only 521 leagues (or 1800 miles) for me. I opened my window and yelled, but it only pissed off the gophers.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70881
Haarakkon - Would you care to explain that? I a**ume he was speaking about the government in England.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:27 pm, #70876
There is something very unnatural and odious in a government a thousand leagues off. - John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, May 17, 1776
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 6:03 pm, #68879
Guilty as charged. I liked it, so I brought it here.
KDP3 - March 29, 2009, 10:05 am, #68838
you got that from Glenn Beck. :D


$1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm.


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AA - October 17, 2009, 6:47 am, #127423
Don't put $ if you're gonna write dollars..
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 8:03 pm, #116079
EW EW EW!~!!!!!!!!!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:17 pm, #91088
Tell Jagermeister that my frieds Jack, Jim and Jose are gonna kick his a**.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 7:11 pm, #91076
It wasn't me. The Jagermeister said that about you.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:07 pm, #91072
Hey, I'm not opinionated. Where'd you get that idea?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 6:51 pm, #91054
Yeah WTFO keep spewing your Right wing communist neo marxist liberal leftist conservative Religious, anti Semitic race trading Opinions........sh**s anyone?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:45 pm, #91044
want, all hospitals across the country will be run like Army hospitals. If you don't truly understand what that means, google Walter Reed Army Hospital problems and see what you get.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:43 pm, #91043
which results in delayed payment and again some claims aren't resubmitted. The medical community is screwed up all around. From the insurance agencies, to doctors, to govt MediCare/Caid and TriCare. If we socialize medicine like the POTUS and Congress
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:41 pm, #91041
companies are still out for profit and some of them will lie cheat and steal to make sure they keep the ledger in the black. One other tactic I've seen used with the military's TriCare is that they claim the doctors filled out the paperwork incorrectly,
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:40 pm, #91038
throw the next claim into the trash can in there initial claims stack of work. This 50% payout results in delayed payments to doctors for services and often doctors don't resubmit the paperwork so the greedy insurance companies keep the money. Insurance
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:39 pm, #91035
According to what my wife learned from her classes, insurance companies pay half or less of what is billed (the doctors respond by raising their prices), also insurance companies have been know to have a policy that their workers process one claim and
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm, #90699
I certainly don't think that insurance companies are hurting. They victimized themselves by teaching peeople to go to the doctor everytime they have a tummy ache. Now, it's not profitable business. The price of medical treatment is too high, still.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:42 pm, #90698
Well said, agd. But I wasn't looking for a concession, just healthy debate. You're absolutely right though. This White House and Congress are throwing all kinds of **** at the wall hoping something will stick.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm, #90697
the doctors charge, by way of example.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm, #90696
agd, my wife has a degree in medical billing and admin. The insurance companies do everything they can to scam the doctors out of money. So, the doctors jack their prices up to offset the losses they face from greed insurers. TriCare pays about 1/3 of
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:38 pm, #90693
I concede, WTFO. He's under the gun for promising change, and is biting off too much at once. Excellent point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:37 pm, #90691
job that offers health insurance. (as friendly advice, it's better to go to the interview with your natural hair color and then shift back after your hired, not intended to be an insult just a fact in the interview process).
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:36 pm, #90690
Porc, you make the same point as I was. Your services are decreasing because the govt bean counters are more concerned with their bottom line than your health. That is what happens when the govt gives you an entitlement. For you, I hope that you land a
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm, #90686
insurance companies drop their payouts.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm, #90685
I agree with you completely, agd. But you have to institute changes one at a time to ensure each change has a positive effect. Tort reform first, then go after the scams between the doctors and insurance companies. Doctors pad their costs because the
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm, #90684
Touche' Porc.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm, #90683
But in theory... and I do hope it works... if the insurance companies must charge less (therefore, spend less) the hospitals and doctors will need to drop prices. It's a tough sell, I agree. But, people are too abusive of health insurance now.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 8:31 pm, #90682
Hey, WTFO, some people actually NEED this insurance for free because they don't have parents, and to make you happy I'll let you know how much they get from this insurance is decreasing GREATLY. congratulations, I hope you're happy.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm, #90681
NOTE: due to the software on MotiFake when you put in the "and" symbol (shift 7) it adds "amp;". Delete this and the link will work.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm, #90679
I agree in disallowing the bloated medical lawsuits. On the same note, medical care costs are ridiculous... and the cost of care needs to be dropped. Now, I won't get started on the countless insured morons who show up at Quick Care for a flu. Ridiculous.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:29 pm, #90678
ended within its first 7 months. Please follow the link for more. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D93SBEUG0&show_article=1
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:28 pm, #90677
there is no reason to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it away free. The best example of the real-world effects of this pie-in-the-sky dream came from the President's home state of Hawaii with their Universal Child Health Care program that was
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:26 pm, #90676
insurance right now, TriCare. (Most of us call it Tri-to-get-Care). Other servicemembers feel free to add your issues/concerns with TriCare. The second layer effect of a free govt health insurance is that the system will be overloaded by those who realize
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:24 pm, #90674
for free will make most businesses drop the insurance for their employees as a cost-saving measure, it will lead to longer wait times with the influx of new patients, and rationing of health care. I speak from some experience since I recieve govt health
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:23 pm, #90672
The first priority to bring down health costs is to institute Tort reform to limit these over-reaching lawsuits. In DC, malpractice insurance runs $125K a year. That cost is passed on to the patients. A single provider health-insurance offered by the govt
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:58 pm, #90655
It's gotta happen... the healthcare industry needs to be spanked down. All facets of medical indusry overcharge. This is like a trickle-down theory. You know this is all temporary... give it a chance. Saves regulation later... a stitch in time.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #90645
This poster was initially in response to the "stimulus" bill but it's valid once again. This time the $1 Trillion dollars is their rosy estimate for the socialized health care. This man doesn't spend small amounts of our taxes, does he?


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HAHA - May 4, 2009, 7:18 pm, #77707
One loser, two loosers Ahh Ahh Ahh


DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




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IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.




YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir.


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Bah - September 7, 2009, 11:05 am, #115722
erg, "by", not "buy". my bad
Bah - September 7, 2009, 11:03 am, #115721
Please take economics. It's helpful in this type of trolling. The current recession was caused buy the housing bubble. The housing bubble started inflating in 96. Not Obama's fault, not Bush's. Economic policy decisions take 5-20 YEARS to get going.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:45 pm, #113150
Stuck on Bush bashing. You claim in one poster that Obama isn't the only part of the current govt and here you state that everything is Bush's fault. Complete lack of reason, logic, or credible position. You are a hateful troll with a*** cranial inversion
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:44 pm, #113056
'Scuse me...typo. Lemme correct it before you go typo-nazi on me. "sneak in their rooms"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:44 pm, #113054
I think all the conservatives had the Men In Black sneak and their room and memory stick them on Jan 20. YOu seem to forget the economy is your beloved coke snorting alcoholics doing.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:43 pm, #113053
It's O.K WTFO. You're posters show time and time again just how retarded you are.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:35 am, #105868
Well said on the rights Mr. M (I'd agree even if you weren't the one who can destroy all my posters).
motifake - August 7, 2009, 6:03 am, #105529

Threats will get you banned from this site. Chill out. And please read up on the nature of rights. NO government pays for you rights. Discuss in the forum.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:54 pm, #105451
OOOO. Tough guy threatening my life on a comment chain. Thanks for proving the point, Timmy.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:57 am, #105141
did you just call me timmy?! I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!
mitchell - May 7, 2009, 8:33 am, #78467
are you kidding, america has been f***ed for ages. constant borrowing against stuff you cant pay back. how the eff did this country become the worlds wealthiest nation?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:38 am, #71933
d***, the more you post, Timmy. The more you look like a complete idiot. I and other servicemen are willing to lay our lives on the line for freedom, and you're willing to give it away so you can sit on your lazy a** and eat govt cheese.
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 9:11 pm, #71390
I don't get why everyone acts like socialism is so bad? The government pays for your freedom. That sounds like a fair trade to me.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:01 am, #69214
True statement, Anonymous2. It's possible that the Rep party saw the writing on the wall and sent McCain out there because they knew he'd lose. Although, he still would have been much better than our current Socialist, er I mean President.
Anonymous2 - March 30, 2009, 5:40 pm, #69101
Okay, let me set the record straight against the one posting as Anon. John McCain is a liberal republican. He is not, and probably never was, a conservative. Conservatives like Reagan and Thatcher got countries out of depressions.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:29 am, #69053
That includes my wife and my combined income - we both work for the Gov't and are both retired Army NCOs - we only have 1 deduction (son) to claim; we claim NO exemptions on our withholding! And yet, MY salary goes to pay for those unwilling to work.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:25 am, #69051
Speaking of taxes...with charitable donations of $21k+ and mortgage interest paiin excess of $18k I STILL had to pay more. Hell, my charitable giving far outstrips that of BHO AND Biden COMBINED over a period of YEARS and they make WAY more than me.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:51 pm, #68875
I hope you don't earn too much, Mark. The taxman is coming after the rich to pay for lazy worthless pieces of trash (I a**ume our new anon friend is a definite tax consumer).
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:43 am, #68833
...to help, are being foreclosed.
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:42 am, #68832
....weather to change so I can get out to my country club and play some golf. Thanks Democrats! Thanks ACORN! Thanks WJC! You have all made it possible for me to kick back and live in the lap of luxury, while the poor suckers you were allegedly trying...
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:38 am, #68831
...when he died and my house when I retired, for the full asking prices. Both of those home have since been ruined by their occupants who couldn't afford their "no money down" loans, and are in foreclosure. I, on the other hand, can't wait for the...
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:35 am, #68830
My hand is up. I want to rely on "obsolete" nuclear energy. This economic crisis was started by the democrats, as already cited by WTFO. But I must thank the democrats for their timing and policies. Because of them I was able to sell my father's house...
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:57 am, #68785
No you haven't, but since it's typical of conservatives to ignore the majority of what they say, you can go f*** yourself. McCain wanted to waste money, too. Who the hell wants to rely on obsolete nuclear energy, anyways?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:50 am, #68781
For the record, if McCain was instituting these same BS socialistic policies and wasting tax dollars on hand-outs, bail-outs, and pork; I'd be going after his policies too.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:49 am, #68779
I tried to state logic and facts. You don't want to believe it. Fine. As for your personal attack on me. Why don't you run along and play hide and go f*** yourself, you ignorant piece of ****.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:20 am, #68758
WTFO, you are blaming something that has been happening on new administration. If McCain had won, you wouldn't be complaining. Stop s****** Republican c*** to use some realism and be more constructive.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:46 am, #68717
ecomony speeches and his poorly developed plans are being seen in the markets every day. It is now officially the Obama market. We will see where it goes from here.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:44 am, #68715
tanking before he got in because of the govt intervention into the industry and the lack of govt oversight (something called for by Pres Bush and Sen McCain 2 yrs ago), the market responds to future projections and raw numbers. Pres Obama's doom and gloom
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:43 am, #68714
The President received $106K in contributions from Fannie Mae. He was part of the Congressional Black Caucus that pushed Fannie to lend subprime loans to people who couldn't afford to repay the loans (at the request of ACORN). While the economy was
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:30 pm, #68684
Everybody wants to get rich now. We also live in a country where nothing is *our* fault, it's the other guy, always the other guy. I feel for those caught in the pinch, but I'm glad the bubble is bursting.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:28 pm, #68683
We could discuss the pros and cons of the Democrat/Republican thing forever and get nowhere. It's a mistake to pour money into the pit, but it's no less of a mistake to blame the economic woes on the new administration.
LogicDude - March 28, 2009, 10:18 pm, #68681
He DID have some help from the Democrat-controlled Congress in the 2 years running up to his swearing in...and HIS votes helped the housing crisis too sooooo. Give credit where it is due!
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:10 pm, #68679
Amazing that this president could accomplish so much in such a short period of time, isn't it? Giving him "credit" for an economy that was already in free-fall is ludicrous.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:36 pm, #68067
The picture makes me laugh. His words are merely put there to show the contradiction with his actions.
Elder God Douchebag - March 25, 2009, 10:10 am, #67902
Eh..Not that great.


DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer.


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Rating: 3/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 5:01 pm, #134636
Right, we should blame the Democrats in Congress...Obama has just compounded what they started.
MrDude - November 6, 2009, 3:49 pm, #134607
Funny how short is the memory of some people. Blaming Obama for the state of the economy?
manicbranic - October 7, 2009, 4:11 pm, #124596
Um....the US government has been a socialist organisation. All government is. Besides, the a**ymetries the current administration has to deal with concern inefficiencies that date back to the days of Reagan, but became systemic under Dubya's stint.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:13 am, #116518
blah, blah, blah.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:19 am, #116160
I really enjoy the fool you make of yourself WTFO.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:26 pm, #72355
policies will bring an additional $1T deficit every year through 2019. Ending at $9.3T. (Note: I had a typo before, change $1B to $1T.)
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm, #72353
The number was $500B by most non-partisan accounts. Also Bush bashing is over and weak. You are ignoring that even with your $1B deficit statement, that this man spent more than that in the first 2 months of his Presidency. Also, the CBO projects his
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 3:46 am, #72202
delusional is ignoring the 1 trillion dollar deficit inherited from that idiot Bush, who couldn't balance a checkbook.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:20 am, #70332
d*** you figured out what the light is.
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:54 am, #66939
Got it. Once in a while, you're to clever for me. I must apologize if I said something nasty about his mother with my attempt at speaking liberal. I'm not very fluent in it, yet.
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 12:39 am, #66935
..The 'baa baa baa' remark you made earlier..I'm sorry, I've been sick and am currently bombed on cold medicine, so I may make less sense than I usually do.
WTFO - March 20, 2009, 11:53 pm, #66917
Uh, what are you going on about, EGD?
Elder God Douchebag - March 20, 2009, 11:12 pm, #66913
How DARE you say that! His mother was a saint!
WTFO - February 25, 2009, 6:28 pm, #61906
Trapper, "give the man a chance"? I just listed a huge amount of failures committed in 1 month! Ranging from economy, socialism, national security, and corrupt appointments. Follow your mesiah blindly little sheep. So you understand: baa baa baa.
Toussaint - February 25, 2009, 12:25 pm, #61842
His forced federal funds create a more dependency on state funds which are now given, with strings, by the Federal govt. Curing a junkie by giving him increased drugs isn't curing, it's killing and control.
Trapper - February 25, 2009, 1:23 am, #61782
That's right, impeach the f***er right now. ****, it's been a whole month, the economy still sucks and blah blah blah. Christ give the man a chance. It might actually work.
HtD - February 25, 2009, 12:16 am, #61774
Seeing all these posters makes me glad I am a Democrat.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:32 pm, #61763
is right on the money and we need a change in POTUS right now. He screwed all this up in the first month. How much more damage can he do to our country in the remaining 47 months?
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:31 pm, #61762
comes down the pike. It's inherent with the position just like war is inherent to my duties as a serviceman. I think you were asking for me to give him a "chance" but you typo says "change". Either he's got you brainwashed, bud or your Freudian slip...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:29 pm, #61760
China) and the tax dollars of our children and grandchildren, this delusional Pres says we need to cut the deficit by 50% in 4 yrs. Culos, you and the Pres say he inherited this mess. That is not true. He volunteered for this mess and any other that...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:27 pm, #61759
the IRS, he's lied about allowing lobbyists into his administration, he's appointed a CIA chief with no intelligence experience, he's raising taxes on businesses during a recession, and after spending all our tax dollars (which required funding from...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:25 pm, #61758
of buying out the banks, he's buying throwing money at the auto industry, he's asked for the DoD to cut their budget during two wars (likely to end up with more dead servicemen), he is sending $900M in aid to Gaza, he's appointed a tax cheat to lead...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:23 pm, #61756
passed the biggest pork laden bill in history (by using scare tactics to rush the process so no one could read all the BS in it), he rolled back some major welfare reforms instituted by Clinton and Congress in the 90s, he's continuing Bush's mistake...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:21 pm, #61755
Mr. Culos. The market has been judging him and his policies for the past month. A drop of about 1000 pts since he took office. Also in this 1st month, he decided to close Gitmo (the DoD just proved this week that Gitmo meets Geneva Conv standards),...
Culos - February 24, 2009, 5:11 am, #61568
I truly find it amazing that he's being judged already. He started with the mess left by the previous government, and it do believe it was a pretty big mess which hardly can get worse. Give the guy a change it can only get better....
agdaniele - February 24, 2009, 12:16 am, #61543
Sigh.... I truly missed the agendafakes.


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am, #90518
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm, #25501
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm, #25500
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm, #25499
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm, #25498
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm, #25495
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm, #21471
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am, #10320
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm, #6208
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am, #3966
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

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Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am, #208761
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am, #208728
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm, #194273
thanks
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am, #194230
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY - See how simple the ObamaCare will be? It'll be cost effective too. It won't delay your care or get between you and your doctor. Trust us, we never lie.


TAGS: obama president politics
Rating: 3.25/5

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TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010, 9:09 am, #177255
CMS, my initials
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:57 am, #177251
Look, they've even managed to integrate Wordpress into all of it - it's right there, ti says CMS.
TED - March 19, 2010, 4:06 pm, #165709
HEY, the government has done soooo well runing everything else like aaaaa.
Dylan - August 29, 2009, 6:06 am, #112982
ZOMG IT'S A REPOST!!!!! _>
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:16 pm, #112910
Nope but if I duplicated someone else's, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware this had been done.
Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 10:20 am, #112745
Didn't you post this already? Just curious.


PRESIDENT -


TAGS: president obama
Rating: 3.24/5

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GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 8:18 am, #179446
@Dangle, check the create date. this was pre-politifake.
Dangle - June 8, 2010, 8:09 am, #179444
holy political thread! isnt this why we have politifake? just sayin..
TED - March 19, 2010, 4:08 pm, #165710
ROTFLMAO!! I'm sorry I can't stop laughing ling enough to leave a comment! Dude, cut back your dosage!
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:49 pm, #137689
LOL!!!!
Zed - November 18, 2009, 9:47 pm, #137687
Who the h3ll would vote for Mongo???
Mongo - November 4, 2009, 5:10 pm, #134019
LOL......this clown is a coward and a communist. Glad I live in VA!
Guest - November 4, 2009, 3:03 pm, #133994
He didn't kill the pirates. SEALs did. Obama is a disgrace to this nation who has sold out his military both in Iraq and Afghanistan.
faulty switch - September 20, 2009, 4:55 pm, #120034
any president thats bows to another leader has no balls in my book.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #116767
But he won't.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:30 pm, #116766
No, he had some pirates killed. That gave the right wingers a stiffy for him for about a day or two, but then again, he seems to insist on taking a nerf bat to what is now the Wiffle GOP. Man up president dude and take a f***in' ax to that Repub pinata.
gerwulf - September 10, 2009, 11:25 pm, #116765
LOL, probably the un-ballsyest president ever.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:37 pm, #116694
I thank you, the president thanks you and the USA thanks you too.
yamam - September 10, 2009, 3:36 pm, #116643
Btw, tofu can be quite nice if used in PROPER chinese food where its meant to be used, rather than tofu burgers and that weird stuff lol
yamam - September 10, 2009, 3:35 pm, #116642
p**** because Agent K used it, I was simply using it in response to his claim. Personally I don't really like using it.
yamam - September 10, 2009, 3:33 pm, #116641
I know reserves and Guard get called up! As far as I'm aware a lot of the medics are generally only part time servicemen/women. But Bush DID use his dads connections to avoid going to Vietnam even as a National Guard Airman. Also I only called him a...
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:16 am, #113738
PKP, I agree attacks on Ted Kennedy are uncalled for. I disagreed with his policies and aspects of his past but there is no value in speaking ill of the dead (with the exception of p***s like Michael Jackson)
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:14 am, #113737
Absolutely, there are attack dogs on both sides but when I call them out I can't use the "tofu-farting" phrase I love so much. In the US, I see the Reps marginalize their attack dogs while Dems embrace and elect them. Scary.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 1, 2009, 1:10 am, #113733
Unfair attacks exist on both sides. What some on the right have said about the late Ted Kennedy is a perfect example. So I agree with WTFO's defense of the guard and Bush's service in it; but both sides have what he calls attack dogs.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 12:19 am, #113695
Dude you even spin your outrage.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 12:18 am, #113694
And none of those losers exist on the right? Only on the left? You only mention the left? Why the ommision?
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 12:15 am, #113692
policies, but none of us here know him personally so there is no need for that kind of attack. It just lowers the level of the dialogue to the gutters where the visceral attack dogs of the far-left, tofu-farting, kool-aid guzzling, psycho libs dwell.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 12:13 am, #113691
So your position is that anyone who served in the Reserves or Guard is a p****? Are you aware that the Guard and Reserves are also deployed to war zones in this country? Apparently not. BTW, I don't agree with calling any POTUS a p****. Disagree with his
yamam - August 31, 2009, 8:55 am, #113532
what? and Bush wasn't a p****? Bush is the one who ran off to the national guard because he was too scared to go to Vietnam! (not that I would have liked to have been in Vietnam, but I wouldnt have used Daddys connections to avoid the draft)
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 7:37 pm, #102604
this really is a bad a** picture it's a shame really since obama is such a total pusy
LC - July 30, 2009, 7:22 pm, #102598
I'm sure Hillary will be pleased to know that!
MrRandom - July 30, 2009, 3:20 am, #102199
Aren't we all?
MrRandom - July 30, 2009, 3:09 am, #102193
*Motifake
MrRandom - July 30, 2009, 3:09 am, #102192
Moitfake is all about the wit
NYG - July 30, 2009, 2:28 am, #102179
g** lol
MrRandom - June 27, 2009, 8:37 pm, #90692
Badass


$500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes!


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Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - November 12, 2009, 2:48 pm, #136108
Solar powered h** water is the most effective thing you can do to reduce energy consumption (besides not driving)
know_it_all - October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm, #124918
it doesn't even get that god d*** cold it puerto rico, wtf?
Fucked - May 30, 2009, 10:58 am, #83086
Change you can believe in!


OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis!


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Rating: 3.14/5

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Derek - November 2, 2009, 4:58 pm, #133469
Lower prices at the pump? You've not heard of peak oil?
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:38 pm, #73900
I found Phase 2! Bow to the Saudi King!
Cubbybear - March 9, 2009, 11:36 am, #64621
#2 Go on TV and try to make it sound believable...because I don't need to drive or pay fuel bills anymore


SWINE FLU - An epidemic sweeping across Washington D.C. Symptoms: uncontrollable pork spending, complete disregard for voters and a total lack of accountability


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Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:57 pm, #76708
Thank you as well.
FTACHASER357 - April 30, 2009, 5:42 pm, #76696
Now that is FUNNY!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:17 pm, #76683
Thank you, sir.
Hakiu - April 30, 2009, 10:49 am, #76606
WTFO on a roll, keep em coming.


POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.


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Rating: 3.28/5

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knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:37 am, #129607
i'll be the first to say it, "Fuk Obama" and the red horses he rode in on...he is a lying piece of chit who will say anything to further his self serving agenda. and his wife looks like a fukin wookie!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:49 pm, #118492
Perfect example of the difference between you and me. You "hated Bush", I don't hate Pres Obama, I hate his policies and that is what I go after. You're to tied to the liberal party line to see the distinction. I'm done with your stupidity.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:19 am, #118261
I hated Bush, but respected his office. Unlike you who is just so mad that your party was ousted due to incompetance. The same will happen with Obama in 2012 or 2016 and the whole roller coaster will start again.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:17 am, #118260
Unlike you, my opinions dont change based on whether or not my PARTY, (of which i am neither) is in office. I was against it with Bush, and I remain against it now. But i can disagree, yet still respect the office.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am, #118253
Regardless if the wire-***ping and other Patriot Act aspects were communist etc. then what is your defense of Obama carrying all of them during his admin. At best by your statement, Obama is equally communist, dictatorial, and fascist. Consistency? No?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:05 am, #118251
Are you calling me a liar now? I thought you were above name calling. Guess not. What you believe about me is irrelevant, but my positions are based on my research and what I've learned through service of this nation. You seem to base it on hate blogs.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:02 am, #118247
Puh-lease! You were made privy to information, that is laughable. The wire-***ping and many aspects of the patriot act are FAR more communist, dictatorial, and fascist than anything Obama has done so far.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:45 am, #108645
Constitutional under Bush remain silent now that their savior is still pressing forward with it. They haven't even apologized to Bush, the hypocrites. Just shows the media is in the tank.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:43 am, #108644
down the Brooklyn Bridge. People need to understand you don't rely on single source intel. You combine intel from multiple sources. I'm glad BHO kept this tactic for GWOT. I'm most concerned that the far-left and media who claimed this was un-
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:41 am, #108643
I was made privvy to (probably a small portion) some of the info collected. This program saved lives. In fact, one of its unclas victories was that wire ***ping plus water-boarding Kalid Sheik Mohammed both created evidence that uncovered a plot to bring
Jmac0585 - August 10, 2009, 6:45 pm, #106838
LD is correct. When a candidate makes promises, they don't have all the info that a president has. It may be that he got in office, was made aware of certain things, then "forgot" that promise for the sake of safety.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 4:24 pm, #106802
Sure it was! Example: "Should I bomb Saddam?" *shakes 8 ball* "Absolutely!"...."Is Osama dead?" *Shakes 8 ball* "Ask again later"...TOTALLY ACCURATE DB!!! LOL!
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 11:17 am, #106749
That's the problem with all the accusations made during the campaign...the decisions the Prez makes were based on intelligence that he saw and that wasn't available to others - only a few select members of Congress get briefed on everything he sees!
motifake - August 10, 2009, 10:51 am, #106741

You know what really worries me? When someone like Obama flip/flops on an issue like this, it really makes you wonder about what he heard when he got full access. It had to be some scary **** this program uncovered for him to keep it around.
bob - August 10, 2009, 10:46 am, #106740
you hit this right on the b***on!!
NO FUCK YOU FUCK GUEST - August 10, 2009, 10:33 am, #106739
Whats with the double standards f*** WTFO? So I'm supposed to GTFO when Obama is in office but when President Bush was in office it was ok?!?!?!??!?!?
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 4:14 am, #105902
You are such an ignorant prick that your "yelling" rant doesn't deserve an answer. STFU, Timmy.
FUCK WTFO - July 28, 2009, 8:02 pm, #101414
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:35 am, #83049
is now continuing the program. It is just another example of how the left uses lies and smear tactics to gain control. Everything is fair game for a Dem but if a Rep does the same thing he's "hitler". The far left is full of **** and this proves it.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:34 am, #83048
I have always claimed that the wire-***ping program was legal and the right thing to protect the nation, even when the far left loons claimed it violated the Constitution (which it doesn't). My beef is those same hypocrites are now silent since their guy
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am, #83035
So yer now faulting Obama for being "right like Bush"? You actually want the media to make it harder for Obama to do the RIGHT thing? What you claim is the right thing for your country? Huh?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:05 am, #83032
True statement, LD. What gets me is the media's change in tone on the exact same topic. They attacked Bush for destroying Constitutional rights of Americans yet they are silent about Obama's use of the wire-***ping program. HYPOCRITES! Where's your balls?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 11:05 am, #80701
It was easy for these guys to sit back and take sh**s at Bush. Just because he didn't declassify everything and explain to them (with 1-syllable words) WHY he did things doesn't make the decisions wrong. Obama is finding that out now!
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:57 am, #80512
the program even farther. Nothing yet. I guess they are afraid of being called 'racist' for challenging the President's positions. I don't expect an apology. The left, including the POTUS is far too arrogant to admit they were wrong.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:56 am, #80511
strangely silent on the annointed one's decision). I just wanted to see if any of the lefties on this site that stated Bush violated the Constitution with the wire ***ping had the testicular fortitude to keep that position now that Pres Obama is expanding
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:54 am, #80510
He appears to be getting better on a few national defense issues which is good. I agree with not releasing those ph**os the ACLU asked for, the continuation of the wire ***ping, restarting the military tribunals (which the Dems attacked Bush for but are
Mark - May 16, 2009, 6:19 pm, #80473
WTFO - Owing GWB an apology will be a debt that goes unpaid by the Democrats, much like their taxes. I think we'll see more reversal from BHO (like the tribunals) as time goes by and his OJT progresses. I just hope he learns quickly.
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 6:11 pm, #80471
Ole Flip Flop Obama is too arrogant to admit he was wrong. I just hope when these 4 years are over the country realizes they were wrong in electing him.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 1:41 am, #79348
Uhm, far right of center actually. Libertarian. So ... when Obama extracts his pate from his sun-don't-shine place, he appears to dislike the aroma. When W. does it, he wears what, in Texas, is called a "****-eating grin." Got it. Loud and clear.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 1:24 am, #79345
Still no takers on this one, huh? The silence is deafening from my left-of-center friends.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm, #79113
I know this may be ill advised, but I was hoping to see some good debate on this poster. Since during the election campaign, candidate Obama pounded President Bush for what he called "illegal" wire ***ping. Now he's even extending the program.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:13 am, #73544
Found a great video with Obama voter interviews. Worth the 10 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8


OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President


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Rating: 3.22/5

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TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:42 pm, #133410
I don't want to live in a trailer or drive a Grenada.
boeweizer - October 14, 2009, 1:21 am, #126695
hmm billy=timmy? bc i h8 him
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:37 am, #105925
Actually WTFO they're solid as always.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 4:35 am, #105922
I thank you for the compliment and support, Boom.
Boomer - July 28, 2009, 5:45 am, #101211
Billy, They are very funny, yes we do give a ****.
bill - July 2, 2009, 4:30 pm, #92322
Stop making obama posters, they suck, arent funny, and no one gives a ****


OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.


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Rating: 3.18/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 5:04 pm, #217231
Why go to college, if Holiday Inn is ever so much faster, and less expensive, too?
Bah - December 9, 2009, 9:19 am, #144112
You have to have heard the "smart people stay at Holiday Inn" line of adds to get it. Person off the street goes to defuse a bomb, perform surgery, etc. Second person asks them if they know what they're doing. Cue the line. funny stuff.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:20 pm, #132302
I don't know why this should be funny. Ohwell
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:07 pm, #108393
wow make a funny joke about race. way to go hector.
Hector - March 25, 2009, 12:08 pm, #67921
I just have to ask how bad the Republicans screwed up to have the USA elect a black man named HUSSEIN president. It can't be because what they were doing was working.
Arrogant Knight - March 25, 2009, 11:43 am, #67917
Finally, a decent and honest #1.
lars - March 25, 2009, 11:35 am, #67915
i support this message.
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:36 am, #67904
AH hahah. This is great!
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 1:51 am, #67789
If you want funny, EGD. May I recommend one titled "Yes. Yes You Did!"
Elder God Douchebag - March 24, 2009, 12:12 am, #67458
Stuff like this is what I was talking about earlier. You're funnier than hell when you want to be. Let's try more of being funny.
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:03 am, #67452
Thank you, EGD.
HtD - March 23, 2009, 6:57 pm, #67394
About d*** time too.
Elder God Douchebag - March 23, 2009, 5:43 pm, #67384
Ok, I must admit, this one is funny.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:40 am, #67080
Thank you, Mr. Pirate.
ThePirate - March 21, 2009, 8:12 pm, #67038
LOL.. 5


GREATEST JOKE EVER! -


TAGS: joke bush **** head obama president
Rating: 3.15/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:35 pm, #217117
resolved NOT to vote for Obama in the next election.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:34 pm, #217116
OMG dude, you totally rock at political comments 'n such, but that's why we have PolitiFake. This poster and those other commetns preceeded that fine establishment. And if it's any consolation to you, after reading your timely remark, I have ...
qornothing59 - April 22, 2011, 7:33 pm, #217112
No, they are laughing at all of the stupid people that voted for them.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:58 am, #81296
Michelle is smiling because she and W did it in the coat room earlier! SHE knows the greatest joke - and it is on the rest of the folks next to her!!!
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:32 pm, #81220
HAHAHAHA I really did dupe you all.
Toussaint - February 2, 2009, 3:53 pm, #56553
You're correct. The idiot US citizen who voted for him should know what obama has done. So much for change and non-Washington insiders
RON - February 2, 2009, 3:12 pm, #56550
test...1...2...3... sorry...have to do to see if up and running.
RON - January 22, 2009, 6:36 pm, #53839
Com on...we,ll all miss him...so much material in humor that he is made of...
Anonymous - January 22, 2009, 6:06 pm, #53826
Really? I thought the joke was that "Change You Can Believe In" meant a third Clinton presidency. Seriously, most of his appointments are Clinton retreads.


BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 3:08 am, #118269
Stop it....Please stop it.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:06 am, #118268
Come on WTFO, lets be real. Bush crammed everything he wanted down America's throat using 9-11 and calling people unpatriotic if they didnt go along with him. he got everything he wanted even when most of it was an absolute lie. Bi-partisan my foot.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:55 am, #118240
It shows me that Bush worked in a more bipartisan way than Clinton did, since the Reps didn't have a large majority to pass everything.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:51 am, #118234
LogicDude, regarding your VETO comment. It shows me that Clinton didnt just accept everything that came across his desk. Whereas Bush, with his Republican majority, accepted almost everything.
HAHA - April 10, 2009, 12:22 am, #71925
Get that hand out of my face before I break it off and shove it well ya know.
HtD - March 22, 2009, 4:09 am, #67131
Well put. Intelligence radiates from that comment.
HAHA - March 22, 2009, 2:44 am, #67123
Hey Nobama F off!
LogicDude - March 2, 2009, 3:35 pm, #63057
Clinton = 37 or so Vetoes...Bush = 8. What was your point again Trapper...or do you even have a valid one?
Mark - March 2, 2009, 1:25 pm, #63011
After reading some of Trappers other comments I believe him to be a black or white type of guy. Gray is not a color on his palet. One thing is clear though...he drinks Kool-Aid by the gallon. Trapper, your party won the White House, get over it.
Trapper - March 2, 2009, 8:16 am, #62940
Fail, that's what the republicans expected and got for 8 years under Bush. How quickly you righties forget about the filabusters and the so called "Nuclear Option" under Denny Hastert.


THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!!


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agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:58 pm, #142925
No worries, Ace... the site just opened, and it's a good place for that.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 3:57 pm, #142922
Thanks für the hint.
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:55 pm, #142912
The premise of this poster is nonsense. The presidency is not about profit. This crap is exactly why politifake was created. If you wanna talk politics GO THERE!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:53 pm, #142907
politifake.org - we don't discuss this here.
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:51 pm, #142906
ugh sigh! sounds like the new site (politifake.org) is more your speed.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 3:48 pm, #142905
*me and my ***eworm. Right hand was to fast.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 3:47 pm, #142904
"We" are and my ***eworm. Don't have 700M to get him removed.
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:45 pm, #142903
5 comments and 0 posters does not make you part of "we".
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:40 pm, #142902
I have been waiting a long time for this day. and making fun of the unfunny is funny. BTW portgas...who's we? have you got a mouse in your pocket?
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 3:31 pm, #142899
We know, but talkin' about the unfunny is not funny either. /insert funny comment
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:29 pm, #142898
Blah blah kool-aid blah blah socialist blah blah potus blah blah blah blah .......thats the unfunny!
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:26 pm, #142897
Canada never stopped!
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 3:21 pm, #142896
Canada just did^^
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:16 pm, #142893
all of you shut up! there is a place for this crap now and thats where it belongs. BRING BACK THE FUNNY!!!!!
CANADA - December 5, 2009, 2:59 pm, #142888
SPARTA THIS IS!
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:58 pm, #142887
Let me translate; I speak Protegaas: We got no bang for our buck, so impeach'm
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 2:58 pm, #142886
More wise your words sound, if twisted they are
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:54 pm, #142884
Speak like Yoda we must?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:53 pm, #142882
Your words, Portgas. No sense do they make.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 2:48 pm, #142881
Where did the 700 mio go? Into the economy! Yeah, he had it, spend it and is now satisfied with less. If anyone did that, there wouldn't be no crisis at all.
the cake is a lie - October 29, 2009, 6:16 am, #131742
umm... its 400k a year... he wouldnt profit unless he was in office for 1750 years dumbass XD
RAWR - September 20, 2009, 6:13 pm, #120046
even so, i think, you definatly have to take a risk to get to something good. such as, if it was his 700mil, to get a job that pays 400mil a year, you start profiting next year.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #76058
LOLOLOL, I agree with some of your a**essment on the cause of the economy being on the shoulders of people getting in over their heads. However, I think the root cause is Congress that pushed banks to give those loans to those who can't repay them.
LOLOLOL - April 19, 2009, 12:25 pm, #74027
(continued from last comment) lones that they cant pay off.
LOLOLOL - April 19, 2009, 12:24 pm, #74026
Besides, the econamy is iin trouble because of mentally retarded people taking out lones on credit cards thinking the card make it so they never have to pay. Credit cards = debt and lots of poor people are ether stupid, rednecks, or :( poor veterens. thx
LOLOLOL - April 19, 2009, 12:19 pm, #74025
REMEMBER: Herbert Huber was hated alot 4 thing he didnt even do. But he simply ignored them and moved on by helping againt the 1st great depression. This guy just got in office so please just give him a chance.
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 4:00 pm, #73688
Then he gave a tax cheat the head job at the IRS. Crime pays in the Nobammy admin.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:04 pm, #70811
That's okay, C42. He's not spending his money now. He's spending our children's money. It's called generational theft.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:49 pm, #69879
Well that explains what happened. McCain stop spending at 350K, as he as too smart to not make some kinda profit on the deal. Boy, it really is a dumbocracy, eh?
Cerebus42 - April 2, 2009, 4:06 pm, #69845
Wasn't his $700 mil.


GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.


TAGS: obama dumbass popularity contest president
Rating: 3.04/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:21 pm, #122716
and Mallen, I said "and the Republicans". At that point, McCain was just more of McSame, which is a d*** shame, as I would have voted for McCain if his voting record actually was as "Maverick" as he claimed.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm, #122715
2001, perhaps, but two independent 2004 recounts told another story. But you don't want to hear those facts, so we have a pot and kettle situation here.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:55 pm, #122651
Wow, both zed and kspace have drank the kool-aid that has made them ignore facts and reality. BTW, when an independent group counted the votes in FL in 2001 (after the election) is was confirmed that Bush won that state too. But you won't accept facts.
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:35 pm, #122647
Bush wan't running in 2008, Dumbass. Bush was elected by the electoral college in 2000, but lost the popular vote. He won both in the 2004 election.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm, #122613
the previous 2 times.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm, #122612
If that true, then I find it f***ing hillarious that as soon as Diebold quit supplying and "verifying" the voter counts via thier machines that Bush and the Republicans DIDN't get elected by the bogus "Landslide" numbers FOX kept reporting the previous 2
Rollseyes - September 29, 2009, 9:56 am, #122584
OMG! REALLY? You could not possibly be so stupid as to think that Bush wasn't elected TWICE! Get out of fairy-tale land, stop your hate, and GET OVER IT! He's not even president anymore for Cripes sake!
Kspace - September 29, 2009, 9:46 am, #122583
At least Obama was elected.


LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.


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Rating: 2.93/5

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WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:16 am, #119113
Canada, I can't agree more. Especially applies to politicians (of any party). However, it is the current drum beat right now.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 1:14 am, #119112
that kinda goes for everyone. nobody owns up to anything until they're cornered


MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




I Dream of Jeannie -


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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:29 pm, #249018
I never found th5t actress attractive, even when she was younger. I didn't care none too much for Barba Eden either.


CHILDHOOD -




THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract."


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WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:04 am, #116138
Thanks, LD. I print Greybeard compliments and frame them.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am, #114602
*is*...d*** misspellings...
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:44 am, #114601
I don't care what party you're in...republican, democrat or stag...THIS id funny! 5 devilish lions!
Guest091 - September 3, 2009, 8:06 am, #114539
I see your point. To each his own...
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #114477
attacks that the left used against Bush. I go after bad policy not the man. Hopefully, you can see the difference.
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #114476
McCain is also a progressive but a better choice because he's not a radical like the POTUS. I'm a die hard patriot that doesn't like the policies of this admin. This poster is satire. Others use his words to reveal his true intent. I avoid the personal
Guest091 - September 2, 2009, 9:20 am, #114259
You MUST be one hell of a die-hard Republican to be dishing a ****load of critism towards our president on almost every poster you made. That or a possible sore loser when McCain did.


REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises


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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 3:19 am, #182400
When I see these posters I wonder if it was easier for Mr.M to moved NSFW posters to naughyFake than it was to gothrough all of these and move them to PolitiFake. T& A is easier to see and more fun.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 2:56 am, #182399
WE no longer discuss political issues here... please feel free to voice them at our sister site - politifake.org
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 2:53 am, #182398
Reagan used the teleprompter much more than Obama. Obama was at his best in the live town halls, answering audience questions. Reagan just sat there and read. GWB just hid from the public and press.
WTFO - May 14, 2009, 12:44 am, #79939
Thanks Juliee. Not sure how this is cruel or what group I generalized as all untruthful, though.
Julieee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:35 pm, #79857
-Some Of us Are truthful you know,?(:
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:34 pm, #79856
-This is Cruel,But I guess We can Have A big Laugh about your Editorial Skills(:
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 1:50 am, #79158
Giggety
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 1:49 am, #79157
As in............Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ? Ooh heaven is a place on earth They say in heaven love comes first We'll make heaven a place on earth Ooh heaven is a place on earth
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:01 am, #79136
actors in my eyes.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:01 am, #79135
Sorry Haar, I missed your post. There is definitely some major acting that goes on to get the White House, but once there the act needs to stop and leading needs to begin. Reagan was a great leader. Clinton and (so far) Obama have only been proven as
moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 12:01 am, #79134
I know I was just saying oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:00 am, #79133
BTW, you forgot the "m" in you name last time ,oooooooo.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:59 pm, #79132
because he knew his message and believed in it. He would often speak off the cuff, which admittedly added to his list of misstatements.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:58 pm, #79131
All presidents use teleprompters but none have done it to the extent of Pres Obama. He uses them for every briefing/speech and it has failed on him a couple of times and he couldn't function. While Bush was a poor speaker, he didn't rely on them as much
,ooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:46 pm, #79117
don't all presidents read from a teleprompter? No one could memorize all that ****....least of all me.
Haarakkon - May 9, 2009, 11:43 pm, #79115
Every president since and including Kennedy has been an actor. Telegenic wins elections. Period. Reagan, the poster child for the conservative cause, made a career of acting, and now it's *suddenly* a bad thing?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:32 pm, #79105
Of course people believe him. He is a very convincing speaker, uh teleprompter reader. Every time he speaks some commentator (regardless of the network) mentions his great "performance". I believe that's all he's done so far is act instead of lead.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 7, 2009, 1:30 am, #78442
"Thats what is crazy people still belive him!"???? Are you smoking your meth or just eating it raw?
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:20 pm, #78379
He could never deliver on his promises. Thats what is crazy people still belive him!


ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks)


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faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:20 am, #124285
im not surprised.
Velin - October 5, 2009, 5:38 am, #124018
I am starting to get the impression that no one im USA truly knows how does true comunists look like.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:41 pm, #120092
Oh i can handle that just fine, even an ignorant moron like Glen Beck take what others have said long before he existed and claim it as his own.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:25 pm, #120086
Corruption is a cancer in both parties. BTW, by agreeing with that statement, you also agree with Glenn Beck (hope you can handle that). I didn't distract anything, both need to be removed from office. Just pointed out your convenient ommission.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:17 pm, #120081
Nice way to admit im right while distracting away from it. Your strategy seems to be the "I Know you are but what am I?" defense.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:16 pm, #120078
I dont need to post a name or a reference, just look it up. as you did. and if you want to debate Reps vs Dems for corruption, I dont think either of us have the time to list all corrupt politicians, do you?
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:55 pm, #120063
You can't provide a name or reference? I know a Rep has the single largest earmark, but the Dem from Hawaii has the record for stealing the most money from taxpayers in earmarks. (look it up)
ILB - September 20, 2009, 6:26 pm, #120048
At least you said Bi-Partisan earmarks as many were from Republicans as well, and the person with the most earmarks was a republican. (Look it up)
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:46 am, #67083
Nice play-on words, Max. I may have to use that in a future poster. Thanks for the inspiration.
Max - March 21, 2009, 1:05 pm, #66982
EarMarx!


SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money!




BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


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Rating: 3.19/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am, #93800
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am, #44539
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am, #44536
No comment needed


CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation


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WTFO - March 1, 2009, 1:26 am, #62607
Do you know how to eat a frog?? .... One leg over each ear.
Mark - March 1, 2009, 1:07 am, #62606
...The guy says, "What did you want us to put in the window?"
Mark - March 1, 2009, 1:06 am, #62605
So this guy is passing a store with a bunch of clocks in the window. So he stops in to get his watch fixed. The guy in the store says, "We don't fix watches. We give circumcisions." The first guy asks, "Then why do you have clocks in the window?" ....
Mark - March 1, 2009, 1:02 am, #62604
Hey EGD...I though they were your chosen people.
Elder God Douchebag - March 1, 2009, 12:54 am, #62603
Off-color humor can be entertaining. Watch. What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe will eventually tip.
Mark - March 1, 2009, 12:47 am, #62601
Well everyone likes a little song and dance if you feel the need to entertain.
agdaniele - March 1, 2009, 12:40 am, #62598
Fair enough. My gripe is done. Besides, mine border on awful... and I'm actually trying to be entertaining.
Mark - March 1, 2009, 12:32 am, #62596
It seems to me that this poster is somewhat humorous and discussing politics is fun. If I can't laugh at the clowns in Washington I'm going to cry.
agdaniele - March 1, 2009, 12:26 am, #62593
I defend neither political parties or religion. There are countless blogs and forums for that. Is it really so hard to keep this site a bit more entertaining and fun? Lighten up already.
WTFO - March 1, 2009, 12:10 am, #62584
It's interesting that there was never complaints about "political agenda stuff" when it was bashing Pres Bush or other republicans. Sure seems that liberals have thin skin. God forbid anyone question the socialist agenda of the mesiah and his cronies.
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 12:49 pm, #62458
Can't begin to tell you how much less tolerable this political agenda stuff is when it's not sprinkled inbetween NSFW motifakes.
Culos - February 28, 2009, 11:02 am, #62442
And he did promise change didn't he! So quit b****in' he delivers what hepromised
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 10:58 am, #62439
It's easy to claim to have the magic bullet to fix all things in the hear and now. But, once he has access to presidential information, which he didn't before, hopefully, BHO will make better choices.


WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go?


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Rating: 3.11/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:28 pm, #165693
Jim, Bill and all the smarter ones have joined the mob. For some The Kool-Aid will never wear off.
mooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 2:17 am, #79160
Maybe I'm retarded (well, almost definitely) But isn't boxing day a European holiday?. Wikipedia says so, and you can always trust her. ( I feminize Wiki cause she changes her mind so often)
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 2:11 am, #79159
i don't care where they come from. The More double time and a half work days The better.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:35 pm, #79109
selebrates cake?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:35 pm, #79108
Typo, "celebrates" instead. Typing too fast.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:34 pm, #79106
Sean, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Especially since Canada has "Boxing day" and selebrates the United States' holiday of Thanksgiving.
Sean - May 8, 2009, 11:32 pm, #78877
Wait a sec. You f***ers have something called "National Prayer Day"? That's f***in' hilarious.
Toussaint - May 8, 2009, 11:13 pm, #78872
Did anyone else catch how on National Prayer Day, that BHO did not show up for this as every president since Reagan has?
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 6:43 pm, #78850
He'll just call his millions of worshiping drones to get his back.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:17 pm, #70816
You guys don't think that the open dialogue with Iran and N. Korea is in part to find a hideout?
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 11:27 am, #70694
Na Mark...it's Spain nowadays, where they like to prosecute Bush cabinet members
Mark - April 5, 2009, 8:36 am, #70666
Jim and Bill are making arrangements to secure BHO's residence in exile. I think they're in France.


HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.


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NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:56 am, #217526
Don't apologize; take a look at some of the bombs I've tossed out there...I have a couple good ones too. Political stuff will work better for you on Politifake though. Keep posting man. (and by the way, I'm NOT an Obama fan, just for perspective)
IMfake - April 27, 2011, 5:45 pm, #217494
To the moderator (or anyone else), sorry. I'm a total newb here. Is there a way for me to remove it?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 4:55 pm, #217491

should have gonr to politifake
Master - April 27, 2011, 4:28 pm, #217486
American, yes. Hawai'ian, no. Too haole [epithet, not reality] for that!


PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am, #171957
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #171955
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am, #102361
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm, #101859
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm, #101856
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up.


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WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:45 pm, #122228
going to get a lot worse before it gets better. The stock market can't stay strong with unemployment in double-digits. That and inflation by printing more $ irresponsibility and the future doesn't look bright my friend.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:44 pm, #122227
Also, you are correct that the stocks saw a bump last month largely due to the auto sales created by cash 4 clunkers. But now the stocks are trending down again because C4C was a band-aid that robs stable car sales. I hope I'm wrong, but I think it's
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:42 pm, #122226
Fannie/Freddie, foreclosure, others and even (scariest of all) uncommitted funds. Your examples amount to .03% of total bailout funds. I agree that some others have paid back but it doesn't yet make a dent in the deficit created and he's still spending.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:39 pm, #122225
ILB, the idiot comment was before our truce so I apologize. Now, on to the points, yes those have repaid back TARP $. However, those companies combined represent $338M paid back of the $1.01 Trillion in bailout funds across banks, toxic a**ets, AIG, auto,
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:38 pm, #122147
Sorry, i tend to do that. Im so OCD i have to call it CDO so the letters are in order :)
Sean - September 27, 2009, 2:54 pm, #122140
Now to be fair, ILB, the team of Bah & WTFO challenged you to name one company. You went a little OCD on them, no?
ILB - September 27, 2009, 2:44 pm, #122138
Idiot or not, Im still correct, and you are still wrong. and when you are proven wrong, you reduce yourself to name calling. how sad.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:33 pm, #118484
blah, blah, blah. Apparently, ILB doesn't understand that these posters can be created months before he finds them. New York Times, noooo there not in the tank for Obama. No flaming, you're just an idiot.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:04 am, #118284
oh, and where did i get this info? The New York Times....now let the flaming begin about how you cant trust them as a source because it shows your wrong. come on, im ready, let it fly....
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:01 am, #118283
This is just a small sample of the companies that have repaid money. You just cant stand the fact that its working, slowly, but it is working.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:00 am, #118282
Signature Bank of New York..$120 million, Old National Bancorp of Indiana...$100 million, Iberia Bank of Louisana...$90 million, Bank of Marin Bancorp of Novato...$28 million. This includes 5% interest on the money they borrowed.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 4:57 am, #118281
Unbelievable. Why do you lie? The DOW has reached its highest level since the financial panic of last fall, as in a year ago. Unemployment, while still high, is stabilizing, and as for companies paying back the government (and the taxpayer)?....
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:35 am, #116534
Exactly my point Bah.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:29 am, #116528
Name one company rescued by the government that made a full recovery and paid back the tax dollars invested in it. ...didn't think so.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 11:28 pm, #111172
Many of the problems that caused this economic problem stemmed from govt intervention into the marketplace. Therefore, the solution is not more govt interference. Let the market stabalize naturally. It'll recover quicker with politicians out of the way.
Lolzer - August 18, 2009, 4:23 am, #109365
Yeah cause the cyclical nature of the capitalist system never goes down like this on its own...
mike - August 10, 2009, 5:27 am, #106702
its true that obama inherited a pretty tough situation, but all he's done is made it worse, easily 10 times over...


SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us)


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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:07 pm, #122655
the bottom 80% of tax payers combined. I'm lost on how you justify the statement of "the middle class paid more taxes than anyone else" in light of those figures. My reading is fine, your math, however, is another story my friend.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:05 pm, #122654
Dude, your math is killing me. Who are you counting as "middle class"? By the chart provided on your site, the top 20% paid 62.9% of all taxes collected after the Bush cuts. That is more than the remaining 80% combined. The top 5% paid 34.4%, more than
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:44 am, #122567
again, you are not reading. I said the TAX BURDEN. While taxes went down for ALL, the middle class bore the most of the cost. Allow me to translate, THE MIDDLE CLASS PAID MORE TAXES THAN ANYONE ELSE. is that clear enough?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:39 pm, #118485
Your site reference proves my point. It says the middle class taxes were REDUCED by Bush by 1.9%Glad you see it my way.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:22 am, #118274
Oh and before you flame me, "Run by Obama" is not what you said exactly, but implied by his connections to it. (which are also false)
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:21 am, #118273
http://www.factcheck.org/kerrys_tax_ad_literally_accurate_but_misleading.html .... Here is a good article during Kerry's (another moron's) campaign but has a nice table showing how the middle class tax burden increased during Bush.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:12 am, #118271
did you just use Factcheck.Org? the site you said was run by Obama when i cited one of their articles? Tsk, Tsk, WTFO, your hypocrisy is showing again. The tax burden was solidly and clearly shifted to the middle class during the Bush regime.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:40 am, #118229
kind of "social justice". The Bush cuts actually resulted in the rich paying more in taxes than before his tax cuts. http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/what_percent_of_taxes_does_the_top.html
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:39 am, #118228
I don't have a problem with a flat tax. That is the best way to go. You apparently don't have an understanding of tax facts though. The top 1% under Bush and Reagan paid around 30% of all taxes collected. Dems oppose flat taxes in favor of creating some
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:30 am, #118223
10 to 15 percent, across the board. no shelters, no write-offs, no out of country non-sense. everyone pays the same percentage.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:29 am, #118222
For 8 years, my pocket was ra**D by the Bush administration as the tax burden was clearly based on wiping out the middle class in favor of the rich, it brought us to where we are today. The same thing happened under Reagan. I am all for a fair tax code
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:41 am, #97559
Thank you, kia. Unfortunately, nobody cares until they have their pockets picked by the Admin and Congress. Oh well, a new election in 2010 for CONgress and another in 2012 should help the situation.
knowitall - July 20, 2009, 4:59 pm, #97403
omg WTFO, you are really explaining this well. it's a shame the vast majority of this country can't even understand what you've said, nor do they care to.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:13 pm, #81209
This ***k said that there would be a web site that would track every penny of the stimulus money. Wheres it at you liar? But hey the White house has a facebook.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:03 am, #79138
To the right, bud.
mooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm, #79111
hey WTFO how they hangin. I cannot comment legibly due to alcohol poisoning. bababooey bababooey....I'm gonna regret this tomorrow.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:15 pm, #79095
for all his "emergency" spending. In addition, his FY10 budget is 25% above our national GDP. He did cut 0.5% of it though and that included benefits for wounded police officers and radiation detectors at our sea ports. Good places to cut the budget, huh?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:13 pm, #79094
Just sign! This is not my fault, I inherited this, seems to be his excuse. If the POTUS had nothing to do with the markets, then why did he accept 6 figures in donations from Fannie? Hate me if you want, but I'm pissed that my children will have to pay
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:11 pm, #79092
to have time to read because we "gotta act now to avoid a catastrophe", has only had 4% of it spent so far. Doesn't sound like an emergency to me. Look at the majority of the POTUS' spending. It's all been during an event labeled a "CRISIS". Don't think!
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:10 pm, #79091
Your a**ertion that Pres Obama is doing "the best he can" is false in my eyes. He is conducting a huge power grab from the marketplace into the hands of the govt to further his socialist agenda. That "EMERGENCY" stimulus bill that no Congressman was able
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:08 pm, #79090
institutions that was signed by Pres Clinton in the late 90s. Pinning this whole event on just the Reps is a complete lie that the Dems have been able to sell to ignorant folks who are too lazy to do their own research instead of trusting corrupt media.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:07 pm, #79089
deal of help towards their failure. Mostly from Dems who pushed them to offer loans to those who can't afford to repay. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, the Congressional Black Caucus. Not to mention the bi-partisan bill that called for the deregulation of those
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:05 pm, #79088
1st off, there's a pain deep in my chest to learn that yet another Dem hates me. (oh never mind, that gas). Let's be very clear, only the big banks failed, BoA, Citi, Fannie, Freddie, AIG, etc. The small local banks are doing fine. The CEOs had a great
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:00 pm, #78551
Also Bush and replubicans n general along with some conservatives have one particular problem, stagnation, they try to solve new problems with old strategies, they need to evolve if they want to return to being leaders of the nation.
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:58 pm, #78550
bought and invested with the I.O.U.s people gave them creating the bubble. Government (Bush's(is that how you spell it?)) wasn't involved in the collapse and Obama is currently trying to do the best he can with the tools at hand, also
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:55 pm, #78549
happened with the Great Depression, you know the loans for stock purchase, with the help of the people (Regardless of political affiliation) who bought houses they couldn't afford with money they didn't have and then the banks used this loans to pay, they
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:52 pm, #78548
While I agree with WTFO's (who i've decided to hate) first two posts, the is just a hate rant, the CEO s (or presidents can't recall the title for people who manage banks ) caused the collapse by making bad business choices and creating a bubble like what
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:18 pm, #70279
While a 3rd term of Pres Bush would be far superior to having an Obama-nation, it wasn't an option. By the way, I read many books. Just not one written by Karl Marx like you apparently do.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:17 pm, #70278
80% owner of AIG, throwing good money after bad to auto industry and firing a CEO instead of going after the unions that are crippling the industry. Finally, if you want to critique our politics you should learn that our presidents can only serve 2 terms
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm, #70276
long before the US. The difference is that their socialism was already ingrained and present so the govt's just funneled more funds into failing businesses and keeping them on life support. Now, we have a socialist in charge who is making the US govt an
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm, #70273
which will make them want to spend in the free market. When consumers have confidence that the govt isn't going to tax the hell out of them to support socialism, then businesses expand and create jobs. As for who failed, Europe was failing in this area
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:12 pm, #70272
Ah, we hear from the whiner from foreign lands. Here's how it works in a capitalist society my socialist friend, if people save some of their money in the banks, then banks have more capital to issue loans, and people get more confident in their fincances
SQED - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am, #70068
you are an idiot. if people save there money how will the economy get better, ya need to spend money to make money. ya dope. your country has FAILED and you brought the rest of us with you. I bet u voted to give that Redneck 4 more years, read a book!
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:52 pm, #61388
and your life will be so much better for it,if not...then get off your loser a**es,and get into office then do something you think will make a diffrence,if not...shut your f***ing mouths for christ sakes,you f***ing douchebags.
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:51 pm, #61387
i faught in iraq,and i'd do it again,i have been sh**,but i'd do it again.see the diffrence between me and you,is that i just dont give a ****,this country will not fail,wanna know the secrect to being me.stop GIVEING A ****! its that simple...
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:48 pm, #61386
who CARES! war,is fun,war is peace.with out war,you have no peace,and no money,war makes money.whats wrong with our economy,hmmmm?,are you broke? if you are,how is that the our government's fault,hmmm? SAVE YOUR f***ING MONEY RETARDS! its not that hard.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:54 pm, #60540
@ baro - And the best defense for this economic collapse is to throw money at it? Money that doesn't really exist. I think not.
barockeva - February 18, 2009, 4:38 pm, #60537
So, instead or protecting America from the threat of economic collapse, you think we should dig our own grave trying to fight an unwinnable war?
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 9:39 pm, #57668
As one of the (maybe not so) young men who has been sent to the desert, I'd rather have that funded to protect this nation's freedom than have that money spent expanding a socialist govt, and a welfare state.
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 3:49 pm, #57595
Haiku, the difference is that he's spending for stuff here, instead of sending billions for young men to be murdered in the desert.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 11:36 am, #57104
Hakiu - Rest a**ured that the "Anointed One," his political pals in the congress, and our liberal news media will blame everything on GWB. This stimulus package is so full of liberal pork that it's down right anti-Muslim.
Hakiu - February 5, 2009, 11:21 am, #57101
But he is the anointed one, everything he does is perfect. This is what America voted for, and people thought the Repubs were wasteful spenders. Now a whole new wave of waste will wash across this land.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 10:54 am, #57095
WTFO - As usual you're "right on the money." Sorry...I couldn't stop myself. 5 big fluffies for you sir.


GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future.


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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:39 pm, #237756
Yeah tax and spend is so much more worse than the borrow from China and spend cons. So much better.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:02 pm, #164098

wow, you can tell I support g** marriage between hamsters just from my being a moderator? I am impressed.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:20 am, #163999
WRONG SITE! Approvals show what party the mods here worship, bye. As I go, I will point out two things: 1. Sheople can play pot calling kettle black all they want, changes not their own blindness. 2. Bad, sure, but still far better than more Bushism.
Agent K - August 3, 2009, 7:23 pm, #104323
it's why we were found as a REPUBLIC and NOT a democracy. FDR f***ed us though so now here we are being subjected to his legacy.
LURCH - August 3, 2009, 7:21 pm, #104322
I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE AGAINST TYRRANY, i.e. leaders forcing their will on the people. Guess as long as we wrap hitler inblack face it is ok!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 6:40 pm, #72304
open to what's been going on. I was floored when Porc weighed in against the Pres as a socialist in another comment thread. Good for her for making decisions based on evidence versus what the media is trying to cram down our throats.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 6:39 pm, #72303
Interesting article, but it reinforces what I already believe. Unfortunately, any of his sheep that read it will dismiss it. Brainwashing and stupidity are hard to ge past. There are however former supporters of Obama who are not sheep and keep their eyes
Mark - April 11, 2009, 10:19 am, #72246
He's an a**ociate of a Chicago-based Marxist group with access to millions of labor union dollars and connections to expert political consultants, including a convicted swindler. http://www.aim.org/aim-column/obamas-international-socialist-connections/
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 9:00 pm, #72134
Pres Obama is a liberal Democrat. That is true. His policies are clearly socialist. Just putting that out there too.
Mr. Shiny - April 10, 2009, 5:05 am, #71977
Obama is not a socialist. The socialist party of the US said he is not a socialist. Just putting that out there.
WTFO - March 7, 2009, 12:37 am, #64168
Maybe you should look at what's going on right now. Our kids' future is being spent today to implement pet projects and socialism. The $400B omnibus has 8,900 earmarks in it. Wake up and drop your partisanship. We are all getting screwed by Dems gone wild
WTFO - March 7, 2009, 12:35 am, #64165
I don't defend anyone's wasteful spending. Repubs lost Congress due to it. However, the Dems have gone ape-**** with it in just one month. The $787B pork package exceeded what was spent in Iraq and Afghan over 7 yrs of war. Their spending is catastrophic
Marduke - March 6, 2009, 5:45 pm, #64090
You're smelling too much rocket fuel. I didn't say it was right for dems to do it because rebubs did it. I said it happens on both sides of the aisle, but you are so quick to lay it on one party, you won't even acknowledge it.
WTFO - March 6, 2009, 1:35 am, #63987
they are doing it too, so why can't I?" Earmarks are wrong and we all know that McCain had the testicular fortitude to stand against them. Obviously, Obama does not.
WTFO - March 6, 2009, 1:34 am, #63986
Marduke, pointing out the President's statements about how he would stop pork and earmarks were lies is the topic. It appears that your liberal defense is to point out the bad behavior of others to make it ok. It's a typical moron defense "well they are..
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 2:04 pm, #63855
I suppose it's only Dems moving the pork? Not one repub ever asked for money for pork projects, right. I agree it's not right, but this is hardly just a one party issue.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:19 am, #63829
oops! tour = your sometimes my fingers get in the way of typing.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:18 am, #63828
WTFO and Toussaint - You guys are just mad because you haven't been asked to join the new Socialist party yet. Party membership entitles you to be first in line for tour pork entitlements. But it's OK...I know a guy who can fix us up.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am, #63801
Bravo, right on the money! Brilliance! Where is his promise of " I will go line-by-line " over the spending bill to keep out pork projects? Another lie to get into office and his zombies can't see it, but the ones not infected did.
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 9:18 am, #63794
Yeah, cause 8 years of the Cheney/Bush doctorine they added so much.


SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism.


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:23 am, #126696
that he will deliver on some of his promises especially the one of "fundamentally changing this country". I just don't think his supporters truly understood what he meant by that comment. He's got labor unions/special interests writing bills for Congress
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:21 am, #126694
His policies is what drives my a**ertions that he is socialist. Govt control of banks, insurance, autos, and attempting to gain health care. Those are key tenets of socialism. Not trying to be harsh, just pointing out the obvious. I do disagree with you
Do me next - October 12, 2009, 3:53 pm, #126338
You don't belive Obama will deliver on his promises, fair enough. But to say this socialism isn't different from from the last 8 years, or the last 16 or 20. I know people like picking on George Bush and Clinton, but calling them socialists? A bit harsh.
WTFO2 - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm, #120914
Obama, was that a weak attempt at humor or are you adding yourself to the list of ephemeromorphs that wish for my death?
Obama - September 22, 2009, 3:34 pm, #120685
my home boys will find and kill you WTFO
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #117357
I'm too low on the chain of command to benefit from any corruption. I'd rather root it out and eliminate it so those who make the laws also obey them. An optimistic view I know.
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 7:22 pm, #117353
That same Government pays your salary. Are you an agent of corruption?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:13 pm, #117347
I don't know if all insurance companies are the "highest form of evil" but I'm pretty sure that govt is the "highest form of corruption". So, I don't trust them to make healthcare better. Let's do tort reform + competing insurance across state lines.
Bah - September 12, 2009, 1:51 pm, #117137
Yes; I know a guy who thinks insurance companies are the highest form of evil and wants the gov. to drive them out of business. He acknowledges but does not care that this will increase the cost of insurance for him.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:30 am, #116529
I haven't. I have an insurance program provided by the govt, TriCare. It is horrible! I don't wish the same lack of care and service rationing that I've experienced on other Americans. It's cheap, but you get what you pay for.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:36 am, #116200
y'know, random thought here. Has anyone actually met anyone that supported the whole health care thing, as its currently proposed?
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:58 am, #116136
Thank you, gentlemen.
Current Resident - September 4, 2009, 5:33 pm, #115070
Outstanding poster! Good work. 5L
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 5:13 am, #110849
BTW; this poster owns.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 5:12 am, #110848
"The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have as much.'" - Phelps Adams
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:46 am, #81940
Excellent word, Sean. In a sentence, "With a little prestidigitation, the Constitution and the free market has disappeared."
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:43 am, #81939
What is it about motifake that attracts dumbasses who can't debate the facts of a situation so they just attack with childish name-calling tactics? (they also can't spell "the" in their own name.)
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:10 am, #81929
Hey here's a cool word: prestidigitation.
tehsupercheez - May 24, 2009, 11:25 pm, #81923
what is it about motifake that attracts stupid people who make retarded posters like this and then prattle on about your republican agenda.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:16 am, #75070
Very nice quote, Ieuan. I hadn't read that one before.
Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 6:05 pm, #74761
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:02 am, #73934
know exactly what socialism and can support our use of the word with facts and examples. The tea party protests showed very clearly that many americans are not happy with the direction this country is heading and elected officials better take notes.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:00 am, #73932
For clarification on the first post, I resent the dismissive nature of SD's comment. Many liberals try to minimize the dissent against "their choosen one" Baaraack Obaamaa but claiming conservatives are ignorant, racist, and/or rednecks. I and many others
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:56 am, #73930
communism, you'll see we are out of the green already and moving in the direction of center yellow.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:55 am, #73929
capitalism stops with some govt control of private industry and moves towards the communism side of the scale where a large amount of industry and property are govt controlled. If you color code them green = capitalism, yellow = socialism and red =
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:53 am, #73928
I disagree with your definition of socialism. the abolition of private property is actually communism. We aren't there yet. Consider capitalism, socialism and communism on a slide scale. Socialism is a large range of policies that start just were
Sean - April 18, 2009, 9:36 pm, #73899
Gotta go now. I'll check up on this thread tomarrow. Good night, WTFO. Stay well. Bye.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 9:34 pm, #73898
It makes no sense to call anything other than the abolition of private property "socialism". Progressive taxation may, given how the gov't actually spends the proceeds, be an egalitarian move, but it is not socialism.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:30 pm, #73897
typo in the first one: change "tage" to "stage".
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:29 pm, #73896
is where we are moving the US to. Govt involvement in the corporations is a major cause of our problems. They made Fannie issue home loans to people who can't afford them. They prop up the auto unions whose greed has screwed up Detroit.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:27 pm, #73895
is trying to "spread the wealth around" in true Marxist fashion. Also, nationalizing health care is a socialist tenet. Don't challenge my use of the word when the Congress and Pres are clearly driving us in that direction. Look up European socialism, that
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:26 pm, #73894
communism. --Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. True idiocy is not knowing the definition of the word and seeing that we are heading that way when the govt owns 80% of AIG, fired GM's CEO, is advocating for far reaching control into all banking systems, and
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:24 pm, #73893
Socialism - 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods. a tage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and
Sean - April 17, 2009, 11:32 pm, #73757
While I don't share politics, Sam, I enjoy reading such comments. And I do share your annoyance at the idiotic misuse of the word "socialism". Do they not know how politically illiterate it makes them look? They must ....